portfolio

A substitue for the word vagina used to keep corporate email clean whilst describing to one's buddies the sexual encounter that you had the night before.

Steve: I dove into this broads portfolio like the salmon of Capistrano flock home.
Rob: Wow, she sounds like a classy chick.

by White Michael Jordan April 17, 2006

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Hate Portfolio

A way or ways to hurt, kill, or otherwise mess with people you feel deserve it. Can also be used in place of a hateful person's heart.

Max, you totally need to diversify your hate portfolio and kill that whore.

by A D G December 14, 2008

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portfolio

A nightmare for CNNers.

"Oh boy, my portfolio looks so bad. I had to pull an all-nighter for this."
"Same. We shouldn't have been given this shit."

by a Haiphong kid December 14, 2021

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A portfolio cowboy is a designer who is focussed on creating work for their own design portfolio above all else.

This mostly involves designers who don't follow appropriate guidelines or business requirements if they feel it limits their design. To be able to acheive the design they want, they push the boundaries of those guidelines, or break them all togther. Their work can look very good, but often doesn't achieve the desired goals of the project and can introduce other problems and/or inconsistencies in an overall design system.

His design completely ignored the client's brief, he's such a portfolio cowboy.

by eHaggis April 10, 2024

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Workforce Portfolio Management Team

Workforce Portfolio Management (WPM) team also known as the "Seal Team" - A Team of Highly Skilled Professionals working behind the scenes to ensure success system wide

There is a crisis going on, we better get the Workforce Portfolio Management Team on it ASAP!

by SealTeamMember September 21, 2022