pornonaut

Someone with a LOT of experience with porn, a trueperveyor of fine porn.

I've never seen nipples like that, and I'm a pornonaut

by stu_in australia ! March 3, 2008

Pornado

When you are searching throw porn and start clicking links and end up falling to something completely random.

Holy Fuck dude. Was looking for mold porn but a pornado got me and I was swept away to dwarves. Wired gap ever.

by Serum76 April 21, 2016

PooNado

1. The utterly foul and disgusting blanket of odor that seems to follow someone out of the bathroom and rips down the hall after performing excessive amounts of defecation in the bathroom. Like a tornado, its measured on the Fujita Scale.

1. After walking out of the bathroom and not closing the door, Davin completely unleashed an F5 PooNado on the entire office.

by Travis w. T February 13, 2009

Pornado

You know what you are going home to do. You open 7 different porn tabs and pre load them. Midgets, lesbians, squirting, gagging, granny, trans and homemade. Prepared to assault yourself.

I fired up an epic pornado last night. My hand hurts and I can't pee properly.

by Wingaz November 7, 2019

pornado

Multi-monitored porn experience. Specifically one involving 3 or more computer monitors all with multiple videos, photos, sites, ect open at once.

The man with four computer monitors was doing the pornado "before it was cool,".

by srush2794 July 29, 2013

poonado

A small isolated but powerfull shit storm hitting board rooms and classrooms nationwide

The boss was pissed and unleased a poonado on the conferance room.

by ddeckchair May 3, 2010

Pornado

The act of being high on methamphetamine and going on a porn spree, usually till the sun comes up.

I just went on a pornado now my dick needs a cast.

by Fishersprice December 29, 2018