porcrastinaoingo

When you procrastinate by complaining about how you are procrastinating in a chat in a chat

Yo I should probably work on my English project instead of procrastinating here
Yeah man, don't porcrastinaoingo

by Jlsajfj December 18, 2016

pork roast

a fat woman sucking a guys dick & another guy fucking her backdoor at the same time.

queen latifah likes to do a pork roast.

by anony23 April 27, 2009

pennsylvania pork roast

An event in which 3 or more males (generaly unedjucated ugly rednecks) gather with the intent of consuming adult beverages with no females present. The males will typicaly brainstorm on how to attract females (usually ugly cattle sized creek donks) but eventually end up only wishing some were present.

Robbie asked me to attend a party but i hastily declined due to the inevitability it will end up being a pennsylvania pork roast.

by saz the cowboy March 1, 2011

Parkrastinate

To procrastinate by doing parkour.

Guy1: Fuck this essay! I'm gonna do some kicks and shit!
Guy2: Dude, don't parkrastinate, that essay's due tomorrow.
Guy1: Cartwheels!

by navuhfussavenitABACUS January 12, 2011

Pork roast

When a male sticks his dick in a female and slowly turns her in a 360 degree rotation.

John: me and Sally got so bored last night that we did a pork roast.
Jeff: awesome.

by HarryMan808 January 9, 2013

Mexican pork roast

When a border patrol officer is burned alive over drugs

Did you hear about the cop being burned in Mexico it must have been a Mexican pork roast

by Theholeycrap November 25, 2015

porkcrastination

The consumption of bacon or other pork based breakfast meats in an effort to avoid work or other unpleasant tasks.

Susie's piggy breakfast was pure porkcrastination, as the pile of laundry stayed right where she'd left that morning. John porkcrastinated over his sausage and eggs, not wanting to face his evil boss.

by Schleprechaun February 23, 2011