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pork sword 

slang name for male penis

"that man has a large pork sword"
pork sword by Sammii J June 21, 2008

pork sword 

Wow what a big PORK SWORD!!!!!!!

His Pork sword was speckled... I think he has been dipping into the cooter crickets!!!

Pork sword 

Damn! Look at that huge pork sword!
Pork sword by Jay the dick July 1, 2016

Pork Sword 

One of the rarest swords ever made. Only a few were made in the world. It is one of the deadliest swords, and that is why people stopped creating them.
"Wait Jim is that a pork sword? It is so massive."
"Thanks Matt, it's been in the family for many generations."
Pork Sword by True_Gamer69 April 11, 2020

pork sword 

pork sword by suck3 May 18, 2022

pork sword pneumonia 

The act of burying your giant pork sword deep into some random whores wind pipe. After achieving balls deep impact, you blow a massive load of man chowder into her waiting lung. Thus, causing her to develop a sudden bout of pork sword pneumonia.
I dragged home some local tavern ham the other night and absolutely wrecked her mouth with my sweaty thunder sausage . Mabel was looking for a good time, but now she’s just hoping to recover from her nasty case of pork sword pneumonia!