Portuguese Chocolate

When a couple is engaged in anal sex and she shits all over his dick twice and he gently slides the shit off into a jar and microwaves on high for 8 minutes. After microwaving he then puts said shit jar into the refrigerator for half the night. When frozen he wakes up his girlfriend and asks her to eat the shit and cum popsicle. After girl does not want to eat shit/cum popsicle, he then bangs her over the head with the frozen jar filled with the mixture, and then flees to Portugal, until the authorities arrive.

Jack: Dude, I heard Danny totally pulled a Portuguese Chocolate on Havan.

Jim: Yeah man, I hear they're looking for him in Portugal.

by PortugeseChocolateBitches November 2, 2012

Portuguese

Portuguese

European Latin language spoken officially for about 200 millions people in eight countries worldwide, mainly in South America, Africa and Europe. It's also unofficially spoken in parts of India, Southern Asia and Africa.

Although Portuguese and Spanish are different languages, they have the same root in ancient Latin and therefore are mutually intelligible.

john Kerry's wife, Teresa, and popstar Nelly Furtado speak Portuguese fluently.

After independence, East Timor decided that Portuguese, along with Tetum, would be its official languages.

by Dino March 11, 2005

Portuguese SAD Admin

When you spread Nutella over your virgin innocent girlfriend"s ass and then proceed to lick it vigorously.
This usually happens when you are trying to find an excuse to approach her pussy without seeming an insensitive bastard

- I need to fuck her but she wont let me ! She"s such a saint !!

- Buy a Nutella Jar and be a Portuguese SAD Admin !

by brunoaleixo July 28, 2016

Portuguese Backhanded Leap Frog

This sex maneuver can is mainly preformed during doggy style or anal sex with the girl on all fours receiving the penis. Whilst giving it to the woman from behind, you are standing in an awkward position with your knees outwards in order to get your genitals to the same height as the woman. The awkward, but yet power thrusting stance, can be related to a frog. Right as you are about to ejaculate, you thrust with your gluteus and your hamstrings and leap over the girl who is being fucked. With a quick spin in the air, you will land feet first with the girl still on all fours at the edge of the bed. You then blow your load into her face and backhand her right where the spunk has been sprayed all over her slutty face.

Brendan Huff: "Dude did you hear about Shanequa the other day?"

Robert Dobak: "No."

Brendan Huff: "her husband gave her the works the other day. He fucked her doggy style then he surprised her when he was did a Portuguese Backhanded Leap Frog and slapped the fuck out of her goo covered face."

Robert Dobak: "Damn. What a Pimp! I wish somebody would give me a A Portuguese Backhanded Leapfrog"

Brendan Huff: "You're such a fag dude. But i want one too... lets do it to each other, real talk, no homo?

by Harry Alfred-Batman Dumbledore December 15, 2011

Portuguese tickler

When a girl is doing the speed bump and she tickles your balls from behind

That lass gave me a Portuguese tickler

by Magashagger July 16, 2019

Portuguese fill

Not putting in enough fuel to save money, which later bites you in the ass because you need to refuel again

My brother’s flight had to go back for more fuel during a second reroute because the airline did a Portuguese fill during the first stop in Columbus

by Jew by Four August 29, 2021

Portuguese Limousine

GMC or Ford Crew Cab model trucks with 4 fullsize doors. Seating for 6 with a full front bench. Favoured by the Portuguese community as they can fit 6 landscapers as well as all the gear in the box and on an attached trailer.

Tiago: Hey Nuno, are you riding the bus to work?
Nuno: Nah mang, I'm riding in Portuguese Limousine.

by nunoz1985 June 18, 2010