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poptard

As seen on a popular website in reference to Britney Spears.An insulting term meaning retarded poptart, meaning a stupid ("tard" as in "retard")tramp; "tart" is used in this reference."Pop" because she was a "pop" singer, hence "poptard"
Britney Spears is a poptard
by pogmotoin January 19, 2008
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poptard

Poptard(s) (pronounced: pop-tarts).

Those who constantly pop drugs such as ecstasy in relation to e-tards.
"Damn, he's a poptard, he pops everytime he goes to the club and at every party."
by GoodLifee December 17, 2009
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K-poptard

A person / fucking annoying retard who loves k-pop (korean popular music) to death. They know songs by heart by listening to it once or twice and they can often name more than 100 k-pop artists, with their songs.
K-poptard is a mix of the words k-pop, retard, turd and poptart.
K-poptards often group together when left in an unknown environment, or a confined space, where they feel insecure. They then discuss their favourite subject, and by this annoy the shit out of everybody else.
Person 1: Did you hear the new song of Hyuna?
Person 2: Yeah omg, do you mean bubble pop or change?
Person 1: Change is out. Bubble pop of course! Ass dance moves ftw!
Person 2: Bubble bubble bubble pop!
*they sing the song together and do the dance*
Person 3: oh my god shut the fuck up k-poptards!
by SparkleGlitterCakes September 27, 2011
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poptard

one who is stupid.
incredibly.
and refuses to acknowlege that a poptart and a toaster strudel are the same thing
a black asian jewish gay is a poptard
by emii October 2, 2007
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K-poptard

K-poptard --- A K-pop stan who presents or advocates for the music genre in a stupid and/or fatuous manner.
Look at Tasha, an absolute k-poptard. She drops videos of K-pop artists on every twitter thread
by Vonjimoh January 11, 2021
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A special poptard breakfast

A low IQ person executed in the electic chair.
Ryan had an 76 IQ. Ryan killed 5 members of his family receiving five death sentences. Years later Ryan screamed when he saw the electic chair as entered the death chamber. He shouted, "The guards promised him a special poptard breakfast not a permanent nap".
by queensburykid September 12, 2022
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Poptard

Noun: A member of a group of middle aged men on a ski trip.
Verb: Poptarding
Adjective: Poptarded
He, look at that van full of poptards trying to go through a Wendy's drive through!
by McPoptard February 11, 2021
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