poopapotamus

A gerthy poop that is gernally 6 inches long, that lurks right below the surface of the toilet water and ominously floats in circles.

As my butt began its decent to the toilet seat for a bowel movement I peeked between my thighs, and to my surpise a poopapotamus was staring right at me

by Buck Nasty Senior August 7, 2012

poowagon

a girls rear end thats bumpin

did you see how sally was dragging that poowagon

by Wayback May 5, 2017

poowangitis

This is a term used to describe one who was not previously a poowan, but is in the process of or is now a poowan. This british slang term is used as an insult.

Dude, i feel really gay.

I think you’ve caught poowangitis, bro.

by Willeth Slatter April 12, 2019

poonapple

An unusually coarsly-haired vagina, sometimes with the hair growing into the labial gap.

My dick kept getting scratched and chafed by her poonapple.

by P. Lucho July 19, 2004

poowank

When you use a turd as a masturbation device. Specifically, you rub your penis back and forwards inside a piece of shit.

Alternatively, fucking a black girl (or guy, but only if you're the giver). This is a racist extention of the above definition.

Person 1: "I poowanked last night."
Person 2: "You took a dump and stuck your cock in it?"
Person 1: "Nah, I fucked a black girl."

by Lee Ji Hoon December 31, 2007

poodapon

the act of getting shit on, phsyically or hypothetically.

1.today at work was no good, i just felt like i got poodapon all day.2. Would you rather get poodapon or peedadpon?

by acsolo January 22, 2009

Poopaper

Nasty ass toilet paper, mainly at work, that has finger prints of the asshole before you that got their finger dirty while wiping and left their mark behind for you to discover.

After relieving my self in the bathroom at work, I reached over to find out that there was poopaper.

by dnizzle 69 October 7, 2009