Pootential

The amount of poo someone can squeeze out in one stop to the bathroom.

Todd: Hey man, just took a shit
Fred: wow, how'd it go?
Todd: Pretty good, but i don't think i reached my full pootential

by TheBlooperREAL October 25, 2009

pootin mooning

When you fart while mooning someone.

I'm gonna do some Pootin Mooning

by oleteej June 25, 2015

Protein Cock

Putting protein powder on your cock and having someone suck it all off.

Hey girl you want to get big? Come here and get some protein cock.

by Fil Troung September 11, 2011

protein pills

Regarding to how artificial, empty, and emotionless the modern world is.

Something plain and boring. Often redundant.

“School lunch is like eating protein pills!”

by HunkerTV October 9, 2023

Protein Party

A party in which a group of men ejaculate on women.

Alternative way of saying "Bukkake"

"Sharon really enjoyed the protein party we threw for her last night"

by Jet March 5, 2004

proteina nebuna

a type of protein that is crazy. People usually use this expression to reffer at someone who is on drugs

What happened, Mike?
Am luat proteina nebuna, frate. Sa innebunesc de nu e tare

by neloo November 26, 2020

free protein

A slang term for seminal fluid of the human species. Usually used in suggestive and/or sexual manners.

Scott: Want some free protein? ;)
Dave: No, that’s nasty thanks.

by FreeProtein November 1, 2020