pooptillion

A shit-ton amount of numbers, as Ryan Magee from SuperMega said it to be

"Pooptillion has to be a real number" -Ryan Magee from Supermegacast 191

by Mapipi Israelihahd May 19, 2020

Poopiter

An exceptionally large piece of feces. A Poopiter is typically a gas giant, emerging with copious amounts of gaseous gastrointestinal byproducts, chiefly methane. A Poopiter is typically very wide, giving it a spheroid shape. Poopiters, despite their tremendous size, usually pass with relative ease. They may, however, require excessive amounts of wiping.

Patbob: I feel bad for the janitors. Some guy left a Poopiter so big in the 2nd floor bathroom that he couldn't even flush it down.

by Mr Patbob August 27, 2014

Poopstacle

poop-stuh-kul

noun
1. When having to poop hinders progress.

I wanted to make the 7:00 a.m. yoga class, but ran into a poopstacle.

by Lindsey_DC May 10, 2015

Poopity scoop

Code word for feeling stressed and/or uncomfortable in a situation.

Natalia- Ew the piece of shit guy I hooked up with is here with another girl. Poopity scoop!

by succubus.bitch February 28, 2020

Pooptart

A Pop-Tart with a lesser amount of icing or sprinkles than usual

Me: *opens up a couple of Pop-Tarts*
Me: *SEES ONE THAT LITERALLY HAS NO ICING ON IT*
M: OH COME ON WHAT A POOPTART

by Mitch Mine Shafter July 16, 2020

poopitraitor

Someone who sprays fecal matter everywhere while "lettin one loose".

That guy shoots poops everywhere...he's such a poopitraitor.

by Jeff Winters October 29, 2004

pooptastic

1. The amazing feeling one gets after taking a massive poo which makes the person feel great.

1. I had the most pooptastic feeling last night.

by The masters of the poo July 25, 2006