poopytaint

when someone shits on your taint and you shove there face in it.

i just got poopytainted by my boyfriend

by Mr.Henke FTW11 January 28, 2011

Captain Poopypants

A female astronaut who traveled 950 miles wearing a diaper to attack the "other woman" in a love triangle.

CAPTAIN: Keep your hands off him bitch!
VICTIM: Yuck, what's that smell? You must be Captain Poopypants.

by Cuntoleezza Rice February 10, 2007

Poopypants Jose

An evil creature that appears to be a total faggot. He can be seen at the cosmo class at trashabet. It is named for it's poop-like skin color. It also sucks in COD. Beware. Mario also broke his balls.

Bob: What's that weird thing in the lairs of trashabet?

Hunter: Poopypants Jose. I'm going hunting.

by Shliggus November 23, 2010

poopstain

A very prudish uptight person that gives no good reason for not having any fun.

Michael refused to have a glass of wine with me because he insisted that it would give him a horrible headache and that he needed to get to bed before 8:00 p.m. anyway. Michael is illustrating poopstain like behavior.

by Amecyst January 11, 2006

poopstain

a stain consisting of feces

devon you are a poopstain

by hollycake September 30, 2005

poopstain

A uninteligent person, also can be a term of endearment.

Oh you little poopstain you.
Look at that poopstain, what a dork!

by Mathew Cunningham May 8, 2003

poopypants

A funny word used in some cartoon which I cant remember.

Not so fast, poopypants!

by enterthedavid March 3, 2005