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PoopyToot 

Occurs when one has to release gas from their buttocks, but are suddenly surprised by the release of a watery substance, without prior warning.
My stomach feels a little bloated I think I will fart, Dammit I just poopytooted and now have to change my underwear.
PoopyToot by PaytiePie June 19, 2010
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Poohtooth 

A prank that involves you taking a giant crap, photographing it with your camera phone, then Bluetoothing it to everyone in range.
Okay, turd done and photographed. Now I just need to Poohtooth it to everyone in range.
Poohtooth by (sic)shooters January 18, 2011

Poonytoons 

A Slang term for pornography. Used mostly to describe lesbian porn where poon is most evident. May also be used to describe anime porn.
1. I just found my stash of poonytoons; tonight is going to be a good night.

2. Karen, do you realize that your son watches poonytoons like a mad man?
Poonytoons by Sloane Mcfearless December 5, 2010

pooptote 

An inconsiderate bow legged freak who tries to kiss you and has a flute jammed down his throat.
On the first day of school i went to my first period P.E., i assumed it would br fine i liked my teacher and had some friends in it. Then i noticed this kid gawking at me,a nd after class i went to my locker and started changing, while my pants were off he tried to kiss me. pooptote.
pooptote by TheProcrastinaters January 23, 2011

poopymoo 

the sound a cow makes when defecating
dude, the cow poopymooed when it took a dump
poopymoo by wtfjerkface November 24, 2009

poopyboofing 

when you stick something up someone's asshole, like a banana or a boot or a shovel, and then they poop
I thought I done told you fools not to poopyboof on my front lawn no more!
poopyboofing by PooPoo May 3, 2004

poopydoop 

dude i poopydooped at kristens house with their brandi
poopydoop by dirfdydirf August 22, 2009
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
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