Pootine

When you’re eating a girl’s ass when she has a yeast infection

Guy 1 : Yo you hit that last night?

Guy 2 : Nah I gave er the ol stratch n sniff and I pulled nothin but gravy and curds talk about a pootine eh

by StalinEatsAss March 1, 2021

Poontine

Verb. Pronounced (poon-teen)

Derived from the Canadian dish "poutine", this is a sexual act where a freshly stimulated and noticeably wet female receives a French fry after it had been dragged down the inside of her vagina and continued up her ass crack. This is a sexual spin on the vinegar and brown gravy found yet again in the Canadian dish.

"ey gurl, how bouts you and I play Tim Hortons and I feed you some poontine"

by Jojolongwood June 6, 2022

Pooptin

The poo version of Vladimir Putin.

Gosh I wish Pooptin would stop being such a dick already.

by toeyjammer January 18, 2024