The Poopsicle

Take a piece of shit, freeze it, stab someone with the frozen shit, and fuck the whole made by stabbing them with the frozen shit.

I gave Nancy "The Poopsicle" and now she's in the ER!
Rob, you're fucked up.

by ObamasAnkles February 26, 2011

poopsicle

When someone dresses in all brown clothing.

"You're just a big fat poopsicle, aren't you?"

by McGarveys August 19, 2008

Poopsicle

When dropping a duece, and you feel it getting muddy,
Run to the freezer, and fill an ice-tray buddy.

Do not forget to add popsicle sticks for effect before freezing. (serves 2-4)

(also refer to Ass-Gremlin)

"Dad, the ice-cream man is outside. May i have 50 cents,"
Said Jimmy
"Yah me too," chimed Molly

"Hahahaha, But Kids, I made fresh Poopsicles last night!" replied dad.

"Yaaaaaayyyyyyy" they shouted in unison. "you're the best Dad"

by Zachary Allen November 12, 2008

poopsicle

A tasty, chocolaty, morsel that comes out fresh and warm, but served frozen.

Bo's favorite snack is a poopsicle... but he usually likes them after they've melted a little.

by jackstack November 1, 2007

poopsicle

When a pigeon poops on a roof and the poop falls over the edge but as it falls,it freezes. Similiar to an icile

Look that pigeon made a poopsicle

by blahblahblahblahblahblahblahbl January 16, 2009

poopsicle

a chocalety substance that comes out of the anal area that goes on a stick and put in either the refridgerator or freezer and is good for anytime.

we have winterfrsh and mint poopsicle

by jack October 23, 2003

Poopsicle

1. The result of of freezing feces by either defecating in extremely cold weather or by placing feces in the freezer.

2. A delicious summertime treat. Very easy to make.

3. A last resort weapon made from frozen feces that tapers off to a sharp point. Used for stabbing.

1. George: So how was Alaska, Richard?
Richard: I had a fantastic time, but I wouldn't want to live there. It was so freakin cold I was cranking out poopsicles.

2. (kid runs into kitchen) Mom! Mom! Can you buy me some poopsicles?
Mom: No need Honey! I'll go make one for you right now!
Kid: Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!!!!!!

3. Never leave the igloo without your poopsicle, son. There are some bad neighborhoods by the pole.

by Prpldrnk June 28, 2009