Two-Fingered Poopchute

After girls poop, if there's a piece still stuck in there that can't be pushed out, she can put her fingers in her vagina and push up into her colon and it'll come out.

Janie had a piece of shit that wouldn't come out so she gave herself the old two-fingered poopchute and out it came!

by igitdude October 12, 2011

poopchat

A prank snapchat of your pants around your ankles whilst on the toilet. The word "Poopchat!" Is often displayed.

"Oh I got a snapchat from my girlfriend!"
**lol poopchat!! ;-)**
"...ugh I can't even"

by onthecan November 21, 2014

poonch, poonched, poonches

to severely screw something up or to make a bad time on friends

Born in Eastpointe Michigan, where things can really poonch the fuck out

Blowing into the bong and getting the last bit of weed wet ->( DUDE! you fucking Poonched Us!)

Dropping the Doobie into the lake

Dont

by Papa Liver Brothers May 8, 2004

Pumpchester

The bastard child of a pump action winchester shotgun.

Hey Jon, did you know some redknecks built a Pumpchester for me?

Jon: REALLY?!

by Jontehpope June 1, 2010

Porkchester

A chubby girl with undeniably large and stupendous tits.

By 2 am an average porkchester can become irresistible if one has had too much to drink.

by Corncakes February 27, 2020

poochertainment

A means of entertaining your dog. Fetch with a ball or frisbee. Yanking on a tug-o-war rope. Swimming in the river. Squeaky toys. Treat puzzles. Heck lots of dogs even watch TV.

The Chuckit! may, in fact, be the greatest dog-human bonding toy ever made, what with the limitless slobber-free poochertainment it provides.

by Mr. Teders November 15, 2021

PoopChute

The little tube that your shit comes out of.

Aye Jakey! Me PoopChute be clogged! Get me some o' day Exlax}! She's gonna be a doozie!

*later*

Gulldamn! I be proud o' dat one!

by Trey December 9, 2003