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poopchutes and bladders

Loosely based on the hit boardgame Chutes and Ladders. The object of this new board game from Porker Brothers is to land on as many spaces on the board that display a pile of steamy poo as possible in 15 moves. The winner of the game then gets to empty his/her bladder onto his unworthy opponents.
You better hope I dont win in our game of Poopchutes and Bladders tonight cuz Ive been drinking orange juice all day and havent pissed once!!
by Vulgardefmaker January 19, 2008
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poopchuteprostitute

(n) One who takes money in exchange for the act of ramming a COCK up her shitter.
Sarah is a poopchute prostitute. I just plunged into her anus and she charged me 50$.
by Alan B July 9, 2003
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Poopcation

When an individual has spent a ridiculously extended amount of time in the bathroom. Specifically, when they are using the extended time to avoid compleating a task, or to get an extra paid break at work.
"Felicia has been in the bathroom for, like, 45 minutes. Either she is dead, or she is on a poopcation."
by Mama Margarita May 17, 2014
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pilliager of the poopchute

slang for a person, usually a male, who is a fan of inserting his member into an anus. the anus can be any anus and these are the lowest forms of human in american society.
The pilliager of the poopchute got that girl from the back in that cornfield.
by me February 12, 2005
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poopchute

a cruel name for a lower form of human existence
Joe started tryin to sell me weed in the middle of the street during broad daylight. Sometimes he can be such a poopchute.
by Dillion Do Hickey August 12, 2007
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Poopchalk

Celebrity or a prominent figure in a near death situation.
The Pope John Paul II is a known poopchalk.
by DemonF June 7, 2004
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poopchuting

A sexual activity where one, or both partners eat the ass hole out and person receiving the ass tasting intensely launches a shit into the mouth of the ass gobbler so hard that it is swallowed before they realize that they ate shit.
Hey Chris, last night Kinda and I were poopchuting.
by EF6 Tornado December 8, 2017
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