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poop-a-noodle

dude, just poop-a-noodle right up here...
poop-a-noodle by anonymous December 28, 2003

poop noodles

After unprotected anal sex, these are the thin "noodles" of poop that come out of your urethra. They can be pissed out or squeezed out by pinching the urethra from the base of the shaft up to the tip.
Damn, Jason got poop noodles from that chick! Gross!
poop noodles by poopnoodles February 22, 2010

Poop Noodlers 

Some one that puts there hands in the ocean and fishes for shit in the ocean
Sorry sir poop noodlers are band from the ocean
Poop Noodlers by Dj Upset January 11, 2008

poonoodle 

after sucessfully having anal sex, a string of poo is left in the pee hole
"dude, last night sucked, i got poonoodled by your sister"
poonoodle by nate stahl November 11, 2008

Poopnoodle 

A poopnoodle is what happens when you pee right after fucking someone hard in the ass. Poop gets stuck up in the dick hole and comes out in the form of a noodle when you piss.
I spent last night pluggin' my lover's bottom like the BP oil well and when I went to the bathroom afterwards, I ended up squirting out a poopnoodle when I took a piss.
Poopnoodle by smrtcarJ September 2, 2010

poopnoodle 

A person who believes ridiculous sexual myths; some-one who attends middle-school.
I had to listen to the poopnoodle explain why asians have horizontal vaginas.
poopnoodle by Drosophila September 2, 2010