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Poopcock

Poopcocking is the more annoying version of peacocking. Where a peacock will show off it’s skill or Beauty. a poopcock is a person trying to fit in with everyone. They normally spend too much money on unfashionable clothing. ride bandwagons and use tiktok humor to make up for they’re poor personalities. A poopcock is usually a bad person at heart wearing a Disguise. but we shouldn’t hate them for that we should help our poopcocks out by removing the mask and teaching his or hers true selfs how to be better
No bro stop poopcocking and be start peacocking
by KingStrat September 23, 2020
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Poopclock

One's normal schedule for bowel movements, often conveniently aligning with other bathroom related activities, and allowing one to poop at home in a comfortable setting, rather the office, or at a restaurant during lunchtime. For example, one might have their poopclock set to the early morning, so that they can poop, and then thoroughly clean themselves in the shower.
ex: I had Taco Bell for lunch, now my poopclock is all messed up and I have to crap in my disgusting office toilet with the ratty toilet paper.
by Some Bored Guy at Work November 14, 2010
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poopclock

Whenever one is actively using the restroom while getting paid at work. Often taking longer than usual because of a Prolonged non rushed bowel movement
Employee 1: "where's Brandon? We gotta finish this job"
Employee 2: "don't expect him to come back anytime soon. He's on the poopclock"
by sendtretter February 5, 2015
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poopclock

Whenever one is actively using the restroom while getting paid at work. Often taking longer than usual because of a Prolonged non rushed bowel movement
Employee 1: "where's Brandon? We gotta finish this job"
Employee 2: "don't expect him to come back anytime soon. He's on the poopclock"
by sendtretter February 5, 2015
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poopblock

literally the complete opposite of a cockblock
kim: “what’s a poopblock?”
edward:”idk, find out.”
by panic. February 4, 2021
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Pooplocks

A pooplock is like a dreadlock but it is not on your head. A pooplock is made when hairs from your butthole get stuck together due to having dried poop.
Oh no! I ran out of toilet paper and now my pooplocks are itching.
by Joseph the savage June 8, 2022
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Poopcock

What you use when you are in physics class and you need to remember the E=pc formula
-What was that one formula again?

-Oh you mean "Emil likes poopcock"?
by Trymbert February 8, 2024
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