pooning

the process of one sniffing the opposite/same sex's bike seats for personal excitement/enjoyment

i love pooning , i could smell girls bike seats all day :)

by anonymous February 26, 2002

Pooninnen

A balloon filled with smoke.

We are making pooninnens with our bong exhalations.

by Starboyjuice October 16, 2008

pooninite

One who is greatly in-tune to the art of POON. A man who can Mac like no other. Generally known as a pimp, and looked up to by the lower male class.

Damn Andy, you are indeed a Pooninite.

by B. Sasquatch May 31, 2005

poonin

to go hunting for poon. going to the bars in search of a one night stand.

tonight is man night and we are gonna go to IC and go poonin!

by Benny Biceps October 3, 2007

Poonicorn

A tech startup valued over 1B (a unicorn), but it has a shit product. So, it will tank the moment it IPOs or gets bought.

I don't get all the hype around this new app, man. That company is a total poonicorn!

by djzoos May 3, 2017

pooning

The Process of getting Poon Tang.

I wanted to hang out with you but you were too busy pooning your girlfriend

by Dooley July 11, 2006

Pooning

A combination of things. Can be associated with anything from kicking back with friends, staring into space, drinking excessively, not doing homework, and, but not limited to having sex.

"Dude, I am pooning too hard right now."

"Who's down to poon tonight?"

by Codosex April 21, 2010