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pookiebear

This would in fact be a pet name for someone you love or show affection for.

It is the most loving creature known to man and no one can fully describe how incredible they are. Most found in the wild have strange affinities for bad fashion, yellow hats, and Star Wars. Besides other known quirks such as getting lost and rambling, the pookiebear is actaully most charming. He is often known to be a "feet sweeper", an "angel", a "prince", and a "blessing." In rare circumstances he will utter words like "snooglaie woogalie", making the one he tells it to vow to never ever utter those words to him in a public setting. He's been known to sometimes bear candy and flowers, and he always appears with a smile on his face. The Pookiebear is known to be a complete gentleman at all times no matter what the circumstance. He's sincere and compasisonate with a gentle heart and an unshakeable love for others. Many times the pookiebear will give giant "bear hugs" to show its appreciation or affection. They are usually found with big blue eyes and poofy brown hair, but one of the signature traits of the pookiebear is it's immense love for 70s fashion. Though repulsive and at times frightening, these 70s traits can usually be outweighed by the pookiebear's love. At times he can be clumsy mistaking his fingers for carrots or somehow causing himself to leak. He's hardworking and diligent, never letting a task end until it had reached perfection. He gives of himself daily always putting others far before himself, and he often can render you breathless simply by catching your eye. In all documented cases, he is known to win the very heart of those he loves.

They are sought after and considered precious to all who know and encounter them. There is no dollar amount set on a pookiebear for they are priceless. A few words of advice: If you ever happen to find one, never let them go. They will be the greatest blessing that you ever recieve.
Hey there Pookiebear!

You know I love you Pookiebear...
by Tops April 25, 2006
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Pookie Chops

The excess fat that visibly hangs over the sides of a chair or stool when occupied by an overweight person.
Whoa, check out the pookie chops on that tubby!
by penls de maxiere November 24, 2009
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Pookie pie

A cute person who does silly things. Is very goofy and light hearted. Usually your loved one.
Pookie pie stop biting my belly!
by Brittney Girl February 16, 2020
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Pookie

One Pookie without the other Pookie is nothing. They are cute together, boop each other's noses, and love being weird. Together they are themselves. Though they are complete opposites, their personalities balance out, and together they will grow for the rest of their lives. Nothing else matters when the Pookies are together.
I love you, Pookie.
by H3lloKitty October 8, 2012
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poolee

A person who has completed and passed the physical, moral and mental exam for the military and is in the delayed entry program (D.E.P.) for any branch of the Armed Forces. Poolees have already signed their military contract, have took the oath of enlistment and have sworn into their respective branch. Generally a poolee may stay in the D.E.P. for up to one year and must stay qualified and contact their recruiters weekly. Most Poolees are required by their recruiters to attend classes and physical training once every other week.
After my 16 days as a poolee, I will ship out for MCRD Parris Island!
by av8er71408 July 22, 2007
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Pookeepsie

pookeepsie poo-keep-see v.t. a word used to describe the willful act of self constipation, usually due to time constraints or unsanitary environments.
"Oh gosh, guess I need to pull a pookeepsie, I'm so late for work."
by Russ Putnam (WiiTodd) December 25, 2008
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Pooker

A sweet and kickass game; a cross between snooker and pool. There are 15 red balls, 1 black ball and a bunch of rules that are pointless. It is played with a mop handle. Yeah, that's right, a mop handle.
Hey, homeboy, do you wanna go play some pooker? No, it's a game, not a sexual act.
by Drew and Chris Peacock March 16, 2009
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