Sham-pooing, Verb: The act of lathering your scalp whilst taking a wild poo.
Also a reference to a homeless person (sham) who is dirty and never showers. The irony!
Also a reference to a homeless person (sham) who is dirty and never showers. The irony!
I took a massive sham-poo the other day it was breath taking, like having a water birth, including full dilation and crowning.
I can't believe I'd never tried sham-pooing before!
I can't believe I'd never tried sham-pooing before!
by papashivo April 17, 2009
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Origin: Glenbuchat, Strathdon, Aberdeenshire.
Origin: Glenbuchat, Strathdon, Aberdeenshire.
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Get the Sham-pooing mug.A sophisticated bath time procedure for real connoisseur's of hair health. It is the process of shampooing one's head with a shampoo and only a shampoo. Followed by a rinse. Followed by an application of a conditioner. And another rinse.
Bi-pooers know how it is meant to be, and adamantly despise brands such as: Head and Shoulders, AXE (hair products), Old Spice, et al.
Bi-pooers know how it is meant to be, and adamantly despise brands such as: Head and Shoulders, AXE (hair products), Old Spice, et al.
Him: Hey your hair looks and smells amazing! What is your secret?
Her: I've been bi-pooing my hair for 24 years. Thanks!
Him: Dang! I use a 2 in 1.
Her: You give me the ick.
Her: I've been bi-pooing my hair for 24 years. Thanks!
Him: Dang! I use a 2 in 1.
Her: You give me the ick.
by runner227 January 16, 2023
Get the bi-pooing mug.The act of taking the biggest, most voluptuous shit to honour and please the deity known as Case Oh. These pieces of fecal matter can be of any varying height but must be at least 2 inches wide. This is so we can make it fat like Case Oh
A:Yo! It looks like someone is Casey Pooing!
B:Some cunt took a shit to honour a YouTuber?! That’s disgusting!
B:Some cunt took a shit to honour a YouTuber?! That’s disgusting!
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Dude my friend Jim went Abey-Pooing last weekend, shit was so firee.
Who up Abey-Pooing right now?
Did you see the guy who arrested for Abey-Pooing
Who up Abey-Pooing right now?
Did you see the guy who arrested for Abey-Pooing
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