poofaint 

Nonsensical term that can be used to innocuously describe both how poorly one feels, how horrendous something smells and how awful something looks without using profanity.

"My flu has me bedridden, I feel like poofaint."

"That car's home-made paint job looks like poofaint."

poofaint by ironchefboyrd January 14, 2009

Poohlaxing 

The act of relaxing with your pants at your ankles and sitting on the toilet dropping a dump. May begin with a peelax and eventually last long enough to evolve into a full poohlax..maybe even a poohnap

Poohlaxing happens when Sitting on the toilet taking a pooh and relaxing even after your done

Poohlaxing by Poohlaxer July 23, 2012

Pooflinch 

You're bodie's instinctive reaction to do when you don't know if the cold toilet water will poke you when the first turd leaves your anus.

*in bathroom and friend walks by*
Friend: Hey, you alright in there?
You: yeah I just Pooflinched because the; toiletwater splashed on me bum.

Pooflinch by White Casper Cream September 14, 2016

Pooflinch 

You're bodie's instinctive reaction to do when you don't know if the cold toilet water will poke you when the first turd leaves your anus.

*in bathroom and friend walks by*
Friend: Hey, you alright in there?
You: yeah I just Pooflinched because the; toiletwater splashed on me bum.

Pooflinch by White Casper Cream September 14, 2016

Pooflinch 

You're bodie's instinctive reaction to do when you don't know if the cold toilet water will poke you when the first turd leaves your anus.

*in bathroom and friend walks by*
Friend: Hey, you alright in there?
You: yeah I just Pooflinched because the; toiletwater splashed on me bum.

Pooflinch by White Casper Cream September 14, 2016

Pooflinch 

You're bodie's instinctive reaction to do when you don't know if the cold toilet water will poke you when the first turd leaves your anus.

*in bathroom and friend walks by*
Friend: Hey, you alright in there?
You: yeah I just Pooflinched because the; toiletwater splashed on me bum.

Pooflinch by White Casper Cream September 14, 2016

Pooflinch 

You're bodie's instinctive reaction to do when you don't know if the cold toilet water will poke you when the first turd leaves your anus.

*in bathroom and friend walks by*
Friend: Hey, you alright in there?
You: yeah I just Pooflinched because the; toiletwater splashed on me bum.

Pooflinch by White Casper Cream September 14, 2016