poofaht

Looking bad. Ugly as hell!

Damn bro that girl is poofaht!!

by Ginja Ninja 68 May 21, 2016

Noonka Poonka

Something you say when you stub your toe in front of a group of two year olds and words like *shit* or *fuck* are out of the question. Also a mild reference to Oompa Loompas, because who doesn't love orange midgets?

*Peter stubs his toe against the table during an intense game of The floor is lava"
Peter: Noonka Poonka!
Little Kids: Noooo sillly! It's OOMPA LOOMPA! *erupts in a fit of giggles*
*Peter collapses in pain*

by Because I am right August 10, 2010

poofta

a variation of the english slang poof, meaning a homosexual. Specifically a poofta is a thin, small framed gay male, the equivalent in english is "twink"

the young guy that just came in is so cute, what a poofta.

by Edit Machine April 28, 2005

Pooka

"From old celtic mythology; A fairy spirit in animal form, always very large. The Pooka appears here and there, now and then, to this one and that one. A benign but mischievous creature. Very fond of rum pots, crack pots, and how are you Mr. Wilson?"
-Harvey, 1950

"Oh you can't miss him Mrs. Chumley. He's a Pooka"
"A Pooka? Is that something new?
"No no, as I understand it that's something very old"

by PortalMonkey January 7, 2009

pookkake

Similar to a bukkake, but way more intense. Consists of a group of men (at least 20 or more) that take separate turns shitting on a girls face, hair, and tits. The girl that is getting shit on usually rubs the fecal matter all over her entire body. A pookkake requires a pookkake tarp because a pookkake can be quite messy. Most girls have several orgasms during a single pookkake session.

Guy: Hey sis, do you want to be the focal point of a pookkake tonight?

Girl: Maybe, what is a pookkake?

Guy: Don't worry, it's similar to a bukkake but a lot more fun.

Girl: Sounds good, count me in.

by Joe Breezy January 12, 2011

poofaff

A person in a white hazmat suit with a crown on their head.

Wow, I want to be a poofaff for Halloween.

by poofaff September 22, 2020

pookakke

It's like bukakke, but with poo instead of jizz. Like a group assplosion in the face.

Hey Rod, Larry... what are you guys doing Friday night?? Oooh, want to come over to my place? We're gonna pookakke Sandra (you know how she likes the warm aroma in her nostrils).

by dave August 29, 2003