Guy 1: Man this is such a profest. There aren't any more conference rooms.
Guy 2: Yeah and the copier is always being used.
Guy 3: How is the company going to fund this profest?
Guy 2: Yeah and the copier is always being used.
Guy 3: How is the company going to fund this profest?
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at the misc forum and watched eachother whack off
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Shit! I don't have a china bowl for the champagne- hopefully the poofster won't mind drinking it from this stemless martini glass.
I made the mistake of discussing amorous consistency with the poofster last night; I should have just grabbed a magnum and kissed his tiny sparrow lips.
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The act of a college professor launching into a personal story mid lecture to help make academic content more relatable.
The act of a college professor launching into a personal story mid lecture to help make academic content more relatable.
Profestory; profestorying
The history instructor told a profestory about how much her first smartphone cost, then began profestorying about how her brother's PC disks were much larger than modern day thumb drives.
The history instructor told a profestory about how much her first smartphone cost, then began profestorying about how her brother's PC disks were much larger than modern day thumb drives.
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