Profest

When a distressed company and its lenders hire an unreasonable amount of professional advisors.

Guy 1: Man this is such a profest. There aren't any more conference rooms.
Guy 2: Yeah and the copier is always being used.
Guy 3: How is the company going to fund this profest?

by Restructor2007 December 12, 2007

poofster

a Canadian youth

the two poofsters headed over to guitar.com and posted gay porn all night
at the misc forum and watched eachother whack off

by MIKE_PATTON_3 December 6, 2003

pooferty

Bad smell. Rotten eggs, feces, fishy, peanut butter crabs.

Man her down stairs smells a little pooferty.

by bandagebudds September 10, 2011

the poofster

A tiny-eyed creature with a considerable poof (whether shampooed or dirty) who kisses like a sparrow, drinks champagne out of a china bowl, does the jokerman headshake dance, thinks love should not be reduced to consistency between word and deed, and who snaps a magnum condom into thirds whenever he uses one...which is hardly ever.

Shit! I don't have a china bowl for the champagne- hopefully the poofster won't mind drinking it from this stemless martini glass.

I made the mistake of discussing amorous consistency with the poofster last night; I should have just grabbed a magnum and kissed his tiny sparrow lips.

by peppermint soap October 23, 2006

Profestional

A dumbass who cant spell Professional

Alec is a Profestional Among us finder

by S1nju March 22, 2021

Pootfest

Pootfest is the holiday for were we worship poot lovato. She has been hidden for too long. Pootfest will run from October 1st to October 31st

Are you girls ready fir Pootfest I heard she might even come

by pope #3 June 27, 2021

Profestory; profestorying

A personal story interjected into a lecture by a college professor to help make academic content more relatable.

The act of a college professor launching into a personal story mid lecture to help make academic content more relatable.

Profestory; profestorying

The history instructor told a profestory about how much her first smartphone cost, then began profestorying about how her brother's PC disks were much larger than modern day thumb drives.

by The History Prof December 29, 2025