poodar

The sudden urge to take a crap while near a toilet. When you go to the bathroom just to pee, but once you get there you suddenly have to take a dump as well.

"Hey man, what took you so long?"
"I thought I just had to piss but once I got there my poodar kicked in and I had to take a dump."

by Th33w0kRap15t April 29, 2008

poodan

poodan means that's great

hey fred i like your new computer thats poodan

by -silent- December 9, 2008

Poodanking

The act of pooping into the urethra of your penis, and then peeing out the poop as though it were a more viscous peepee. Poodanking is a solo act, involving the penis and pooper of a single poodanker.

Note: Poodanking is not a town in China.

I'll never poodank again!

Jenny (on phone): "What are you doing right now?"
Ted (on other end of phone): "Nothing."
Jenny: No, come on sugarbunny. Tell me what you are doing."
Ted: I...uh... how do I phrase this? I... uh... I'm shitting into my penis! And then releasing the sweet nectar as though it were urine of my own!"
Jenny: "Come again, Ted?"
Ted: "Jenny, I'm POODANKING!!!"
Jenny: *dialtone*........

by Jason Brown Bear January 13, 2008

poodanggar

term of affection for person / animal with lovable traits despite certain bowel habits

Oh your cat is such a poodanggar

by Anonymous November 5, 2003

poonarnia

A magical land of poonage(ownage) where someone is sent after they have been severley pooned(owned) by a snappy quick witted remark.

Oh man, did you hear them arguing? Brandon totally got sent to poonarnia!

by poon_master January 16, 2008

poodanna

utter crap. when something goes wrong, you curse with it.

poodanna!! my pubes are grey

by loz March 7, 2005

pooparn

Pantonym. Can mean anything, depending on context. Often used to describe something negative, however can also be used to exclaim the affirmative.

Oh my god, that dress is so pooparn!
I had such a pooparn day at work.
You are a pooparn.

by pooparn October 4, 2016