Poocrastinate

To put of the act of taking a dump because you don't want to miss a show, game, etc. This usually results in a huge crap coming out all at once right when you finally sit down on the john.

Man, earlier I was watching the game and I poocrastinated in the 4th quarter 'cus it was such a good game. Now my butthole hurts like hell.

by foolpoo October 20, 2009

Procrapstination

When you really need to take a dump, but you just don't want to because of a specific reason or reasons. i.e. Favorite show is on or finishing homework.

Person 1: Man, i really gotta take a shit badly...

Person 2: So go.

Person 1: No way dude, my show's on.

Person 2: Procrapstination again? Fine, go explode from shit.

by DeliciousTurds September 30, 2010

poocrastination

The act of delaying or putting off the excretion of one's fecal matter. This is often done when the poocrastinator doesn't want to leave the group or the party.

Tony: Look at Peter over there squirming and clenching his butt cheeks, he's poocrastinating for sure.

Bob: Textbook example of poocrastination.

by AvidPoocrastinator July 9, 2011

poocrastination

noun.
1. The act of putting off a well-needed dump because of important reasoning or events
2. The refusal to take a dump when needed

See procrastination

Jim really had to take a dump, but he couldn't leave his final exam. Unfortunately, it appears Jim committed poocrastination.

Janet was already late for her wedding so she poocrastinated and ended up soiling herself at the altar.

by Dark Donut October 13, 2011

Poocrastinate

When your bowels arent moving when you want them too or when you dont feel like taking a shit

*sam is trying to take a shit*
sam:Fuck it.I'm going to poocrastinate

by PrincessBLARITY November 20, 2015

poocrack

A piece of dog poo you see on the side walk its so old and crusty, that its got heaps of big cracks in it.

You're a poocrack

by Bellaismycat123 September 18, 2017

Procrapinating

Procrapinating (verb): An avoidance tool used by expert procrastinators where one quickly excuses themselves to the bathroom and remains there for an extended period of time (usually with a screen in hand), hoping that when they re-emerge, the task is already completed and/or their assistance is no longer needed.

Me: Ok guys, it’s tidy up time!

Nico: I gotta poop!

Me: Sorry dood, Mateo’s already in there procrapinating.

Example 2:

Jamie: It’s excellent!! You should send it to the urban dictionary.

Me: Just let me drop this deuce first.

by Loveleedae May 30, 2020