stingy ponytail

when a nappy headed hoodrat combs or brushes their baldheaded rough hair into a little ass ponytail that looks like the rubberband could fly off any second cause it won't give up that tiny piece of shit for nothing.

Shanicia had to comb her little rough dry mess of a hair into a stingy ponytail cause her shit is fucked up.

by bam bam boy October 4, 2008

Men with Beards and Ponytails

normally a hippie, but some become history teachers with a large assortment of colorful ties.

hey did you see that teacher, hes one of the men with beards and ponytails he must teach history

by youjustwontknow May 3, 2010

project ponytail

A type of hairstyle worn by hoodrats, gangsta bitches, etc. where the hair is pulled back in a ponytail style, but the girl just barely has enough hair to tie it off.

Shaweewee was in the beauty store looking for some clip on hair to fix up her busted ass project ponytail.

by xzybit April 18, 2005

ponytailxari

ponytailxari is a stan twitter account dedicated to ariana grande he's always thirsty for likes, hit tweets, and always wants to have s3x with his step cousin.
ponytailxari always asks redputationaotd for payola and other big stan accounts to rt his tweets because he's a flop and wants a hit tweet

ponytailxari dm'd skinnysel again to give him payola and unlike redputationaotd she did because he's generous and doesn't acts like a celebrity unlike james 🙄

by legendarycarey October 11, 2020

Paintbrush ponytail

A ponytail that resembles a childhood watercolor art set paintbrush. This ponytail usually exceeds NO MORE than 2" in length and, it is uneven and quite stiff in nature due to the use and/or abuse of alkaline/lye/ammonium thioglycolate.....aka "PERM". Other chemicals that can contribute to this unpolished paintbrush look are the overuse of p-phenylenediamine, the main ingredient in most hair dye products, or hydrogen peroxide (aka "bleach"). The wearer of a paintbrush ponytail has usually spent most of her time trying her very best to catch every strand and fly-away in order to tame the ponytail into something presentable to the public, but to no avail. After years of stress on the hair, the outcome is never favorable: snatched edges, permanently damaged hair follicles, maximum breakage, loss of friends due to embarrassment.

Dude, have you seen your girl's hair??? She needs to stop rocking that paintbrush ponytail and just go natural.

Wow.....look at that woman's paintbrush ponytail . What a shame. She would rather wear that sorry excuse for a hairstyle than cut it all off and start fresh.

by FantaBlack December 12, 2015

death ponytail

A high ponytail with the hair braided.

They are called death ponytails because every girl who wears this hairstyle is hardcore. A sports team of girls with death ponytails can beat the other team easily.

"Oh my god, the other team has death ponytails. We're screwed."

by irp777 January 27, 2020

bleeding-ponytail

a Baby Boomer who pines for hippie or pre-sellout days,and
displays these feelings by wearing a ponytail/speaking hippie lingo.

-bleeding-ponytail speak-
person1-Hey bob wasn't that movie "far out"?
person2-yeah I know man it was totally groovy

by Demosthenes Akira May 18, 2006