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Ponding

The action of dunking someone in a pond
Stop ponding me!
by abbicus February 23, 2019
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pooing

"Quintin hurry up and get out of the bathroom!"

"Hold on Ash. I'm pooing!"
by lil fuzzy June 1, 2009
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Pontins

Pontins... a place where chav parents go on holiday to let their mini chavs run around screaming like twats while they get drunk, stoned and give each other STD’s, guaranteed to see at least 50 pikeys having a scrap, often compared to auschwitz but without the gas, though if interested visit the restaurant (don’t, please don’t, unless that’s what you’re in to)
Chardonnay: where we going on holiday init Kev

Kev: pontins init, sun holidays have it for £9.50
by Sergej June 26, 2021
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poo pooing

Claiming something to be useless, unnecessary, stupid, or dumb. Characterizing an action as superfluous or unimportant
Sarah Rader was poo pooing people owning pets.
by H B Pennypacker May 4, 2008
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Poonin' For A Ride

When a chick texts pics of her snatch to a guy she doesn't even know, hoping to "get" him by appealing to his typical, brainless, male-dog nature.

She lures him in with that promise of free and easy pussy, and he totally regrets banging her later when he comes to his senses and realizes that she's obviously a crazy bitch.

These chicks usually have no money or skills, and their pussy is the only thing they've got to offer.

Chicks who poon for rides usually have STDs that can ruin a man's relationship with a good woman.

The better-lookin' she is, the more chance you have of catching something from her!
"This chick is totally Poonin' For A Ride! She randomly contacted me online and sent me pics of her twat!

Naturally, I gotta go meat that poon! Whoa she's good-looking, guess I'd better wrap it too...."
by Scrappy SamCat October 15, 2011
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Bubwar Ponting

this is something cool people get involved in.

it involves:

-cool people ( 3+, so make it a crowd)

-one night a week
-food
the people involved in this will often come together and celebrate being good friends, if your not involved in a club like this, make one!
"Hey mum, i'm off to Bubwar Ponting! see you in a few!"

"I'm off to the bubwa club, hide me some raisins"
by Isabee January 2, 2010
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Winnie the pooing

When somebody dips their hand into a jar and eats off their hand like Winnie the Pooh. Often seen with peanut butter jars.
Someone’s been Winnie the pooing this peanut butter you can see finger smears in it.
by Reefer714Madness May 23, 2021
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