poniard

A small, slim dagger, esp. one used in medieval times.

See also: dirk, stiletto

Teddy pissed off his ex-girlfriend so she stuck him with a poniard and landed him in the ER.

by BeCarefulWithSharpThings,Kids December 6, 2011

PONIES MY ASS

When bronies parents find out they fuck ponies

Brony: MOM IM SORRY ITS A VIRUS FOR PONIES

Mom: PONIES MY ASS. IM GETTIN THE BELT

Brony: NOOOOOOO PLEAAAAASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

by bigbootybitches655 September 14, 2020

feeding the ponies

fingering vagina

When her boyfriend walked into the room we werent fucking yet, but he did catch me feeding the ponies.

by Howie Figawi September 29, 2009

oh em gee ponies

A hyper-exaggerated version of the exclamation OMG. Used when one's level of excitement is so high, that it's like gumdrops, glitter, hearts, moonbeams and My Little Ponies are exploding out of your mouth as you are talking about it.

Oh em gee PONIES, have you guys heard the new Britney album??!!?? It's KILLER.

by kvalls February 1, 2010

ponied

(adj.) Describing the state of someone's work computer after co-workers prank it if it's left unlocked. Often the desktop wallpaper, Windows event sounds, IM away messages, email signatures, etc. are changed to a My Little Pony theme.

"Aw man, I left my computer unlocked and it now it's ponied. Now I gotta spend 30 minutes getting it back the way it was."

by m1L33tL3PWny November 10, 2006

what? i like ponies?

When someone says one of the most random things in the world, you throw this back at them.

someuberguy: please don't cheat
CitizenFish: what? i like ponies?
Insomniac: same
CitizenFish: same

by Insomniac March 8, 2005

Ponied

To pony is to settle an argument or conflict in a way that no one can argue further or continue.

Keep running your month and you will get ponied.

by Acidtopic September 20, 2017