Poncho

A shitty ass mexican blanket with a hole.

Hey that stinky mexican blanket has a hole in it. Therefore, it must be a poncho, and you must be a douche.

by Bill Lambier August 24, 2007

Poncho

A noob-ish Battlefield Vietnam player with delusions of granduer. A self congradulatory pip-squeak who perceives himself as knowing all but in fact knows very little. "Poncho" is derived from ancient Aztec and literally translates to: Dickhead with bigmouth. This term is usually used in a derogitory sense when refering to someone of little worth.

1. Listen to that idiot, he's such a Poncho.

2. Wake up to yourself and stop acting like a poncho.

by Australian BFV Community March 10, 2005

Poncho

A man who looks Mexican but aint. He also has a big head and a sister who wont shut up . lives in the ghetto and thinks he is tough

Man that poncho is really crazy

by Cindie lou May 4, 2019

Moldy Poncho

Inserting a used/filled condom into the bottom of a girl's purse. If everything goes right, she won't discover it for a few days, hence the "Moldy Poncho'.

My girl was being a trick ass trick so I hooked her up with a moldy poncho.

by PDX Bag Hunter March 25, 2010

Sloppy poncho

When you eat a shit ton of mexican food and/or nachos, then fuck your partner rapidly, missionary style. Throw up that shit. All over their chest. Garnish with sour cream.

Like taco bell. Like a sloppy poncho.

by Radkid213 August 30, 2013

Poncho Goblin

An animalistic like creature wearing a red poncho, that comes out in the middle of the night, and pees on sleeping people. (Also known as Gimme)

This morning I woke up and thought I wet the bed, but I realized that I just got visited by that damn Poncho Goblin.

by Britmanda April 10, 2010

Brown Poncho

That moment when wiping your arse, your finger tears the paper and your digit is left wearing a brown poncho.

I just wiped my arse and got shit on my finger. A proper brown poncho moment!

by suddensaxon September 10, 2013