polygamy

1. to have more than one wife.
2. to be honest with your partner about your filandering / desire to have sex with other women.
3. to have a harem

I was going to dump Amanda and hook up with Margaret but we decided to engage in some polygamy instead.

by s: August 19, 2004

Polygamist

Individual who conducts a practice revolving around the matrimony to several other people at the same time like there is nothing remotely creepy about it at all.

Not only do polygamists get to switch out fuck buddies throughout the week with no penalties but they also are able to get a tax break for every wife/husband they obtain because marriages in most states are recognized as civil unions.
Is it creepy? Yes. But is it smart?. . . . . . . . :)

Probable polygamist conversations:

"Hey sorry wifey number 2! This is wifey numbers three's night to have passionate, bouncy love making with me, but we'll schedule a Wednesday canoodling!"

"Go fetch me a drink."
"Which one of us are you talking to?"
"All ya'll bitches! Now go get me a drink dammit!. . . . . . Ain't nobody got time for this -_-."

by Maserati V8 June 14, 2013

polygamy

The practice of marrying more than one spouse.

To become specific, polygyny is a man (or woman) marrying multiple women (74% of societies are known for men taking many wives), and polyandry is a woman (or man) marrying multiple men (only about 2% of societies practice polyandry).

Also see monogamy.

Mormons (illegally) practice polygamy; the U.S. of A. forbids polygamy.

by Lorelili November 16, 2006

polygamy

The opposite of monogamy. To have many sexual partners within short intervals of time is to be polygamous. Expanding upon this, having bitches or call girls or multiple friends with benefits is being polygamous.

Polygamous behavior is one of the greatest proliferators of STD's next to sharing needles.

by Nathan July 17, 2004

polygamist

Horny, perverted, men who are sort of mormon but use there made up amendment to Mormonism, who marry more than one women in sake of some made up religion who build big prison like compounds and force young 13 to 17 year olds to marry and have sex with them and brainwash there wives to think they are from the 1930's and to have no reality of life what so ever and that 13 year olds having sex with a 40yr old man with 7 wives is not bad in their brainwashed minds......

Simple answer- Horny Religious, Perverted Men who somehow are the masterminds of brainwashing women into thinking everything they say and do is ok and right

Hey Joanne, your marrying your 3rd uncle.

But i'm only 13 and he's already married to 6 women and he's 49

You have no choice dear. It's my choice and you have no rights what so ever in this compound and you are much less than anything on this earth so you have to do everything i say and since i say your a polygamist, you have to do as i say as i wrote the polygamist religion.

But DAD!!!

Too late, ceremony is in 1 hour.

by ryfly May 2, 2008

Polygamist Downs

Technically speaking it refers to the inbreeding of certain Polygamist sects and the physical and mental deformations that occur to inbred polygamists. The phrase 'polygamist downs' is now sometimes used to insult another persons physical features or intelligence.

' Did you see that guy? He looked like he had polygamist downs!'

by smart1 March 24, 2009

polygami

The craft of creating paper likenesses, of your wife or wives, either past or present.

I recognized her features, from the polygami doll I had seen at her ex's

by dodogas February 20, 2011