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polygamize

To create the illusion that a woman is part of a polygamist organization usually through clothing choice and hair styling.
"Did you see Judy's hair today?"
"Yeah, I think she likes to polygamize..."
by LovelyLaura May 14, 2008
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Oblivious Poligamist

A big celebrity who is unaware that he/she has multiples wives/husbands.
Shelly: Oh my god! I'm so in love with Benedict Cumberbatch!
Johana: I know! I'm married to him, he just doesn't know yet ;)
Shelly: Oh hell no! He's married to me!
Johana: He's just an oblivious poligamist then!
by fabulousllama June 18, 2014
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polygamy

1. to have more than one wife.
2. to be honest with your partner about your filandering / desire to have sex with other women.
3. to have a harem
I was going to dump Amanda and hook up with Margaret but we decided to engage in some polygamy instead.
by s: August 19, 2004
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Polygamist

Individual who conducts a practice revolving around the matrimony to several other people at the same time like there is nothing remotely creepy about it at all.

Not only do polygamists get to switch out fuck buddies throughout the week with no penalties but they also are able to get a tax break for every wife/husband they obtain because marriages in most states are recognized as civil unions.
Is it creepy? Yes. But is it smart?. . . . . . . . :)
Probable polygamist conversations:

"Hey sorry wifey number 2! This is wifey numbers three's night to have passionate, bouncy love making with me, but we'll schedule a Wednesday canoodling!"

"Go fetch me a drink."
"Which one of us are you talking to?"
"All ya'll bitches! Now go get me a drink dammit!. . . . . . Ain't nobody got time for this -_-."
by Maserati V8 June 14, 2013
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polygamy

The practice of marrying more than one spouse.

To become specific, polygyny is a man (or woman) marrying multiple women (74% of societies are known for men taking many wives), and polyandry is a woman (or man) marrying multiple men (only about 2% of societies practice polyandry).

Also see monogamy.
Mormons (illegally) practice polygamy; the U.S. of A. forbids polygamy.
by Lorelili November 16, 2006
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Poligamist

A guy Who has more than one wife
That Cunt licking Man is a poligamist!
I should kill that donkey punchin poligamist.
Yes, i am a poligamist.
Poligamist are little jimmy boys.
I will never be a poligamist
by Jon Bland February 13, 2008
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polygamy

The opposite of monogamy. To have many sexual partners within short intervals of time is to be polygamous. Expanding upon this, having bitches or call girls or multiple friends with benefits is being polygamous.
Polygamous behavior is one of the greatest proliferators of STD's next to sharing needles.
by Nathan July 17, 2004
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