Pollywaffle

A word which is exclaimed when you want to reserve a seat in a social setting.

Person 1: "hey mate, I'm off to drop a fat one, I pollywaffle this seat"
Person 2: "yeah no worries mate. I'll make sure no one takes it"

by Jizzhorse December 29, 2015

POLLYWAGGIN

POLLYWAGGIN: The experience of spending an inordinate amount of time swimming your ass off - upstream only to get caught by an 8 year old and flushed down the toilet by his mother.

Wasting your time and effort with no positive outcome,
useless or profitless activity

That poor guy has been Pollywaggin for 20 years, you think he'd be ahead of the game by now!

by Ann Lindsey September 26, 2007

pollywaffle

Australian biscuit made of wafer, marshmallow and covered in chocolate.

Don't forget to enjoy a yummy pollywaffle whilst in Australia, but don't drop it in the swimming pool.. it floats....

by pollydolly August 11, 2009

Pollyandy

the masculine form of Pollyanna

Fred is such a pollyandy, even if he falls down the stairs he has something nice to say about it

by DiveConLFP November 28, 2010

pallywacker

A person that sticks to the experienced guy in a demo derby and only hits another car when it only benefits him.

"Ahh. He's not doing anything. Freekin' pallywacker!"

by Big Nate May 19, 2004

Pollyanna

Queen of this motherfucking shit, she's awesome

"Pollyanna, I love you."
"Bitch, who doesn't?"

by queenofthisfuckingshit April 10, 2015

pollywabba

A buffoon, a clown, silly person.

Brittany are you doing sit-ups while eating? What a pollywabba!

by Dweezy88 June 13, 2020