The act of staining one's toilet bowl during violent bouts of diarrhoea, resembling a Jackson Pollock masterpiece.
"Dude, i just pollocked your toilet bowl"
"Did you hear that Cindy is making Jackson Pollock counterfeits?"
"I think this curry is going to give me the inspiration i need to be pollocking all night"
"Did you hear that Cindy is making Jackson Pollock counterfeits?"
"I think this curry is going to give me the inspiration i need to be pollocking all night"
by Alio February 9, 2010
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B: No thanks, but chicken and fish will be fine.
A: Why, are you some sort of bird eating, fish eating vegetarian or something?
B: Pesco-pollo-tarian, baby!
B: No thanks, but chicken and fish will be fine.
A: Why, are you some sort of bird eating, fish eating vegetarian or something?
B: Pesco-pollo-tarian, baby!
by Sadeanz November 26, 2013
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Regarding dietary habit, a combination of pollotarian (one who eats poultry and no other meat) and pescetarian (one who eats seafood and no other meat) for describing one with a relatively simple restriction, usually based on ethical value, religious faith, or personal taste -- one who does not eat red meat, but only "white" meat and animal by-products; basically, one who does not eat mammals.
Person 1: "Hey, do you want some bacon?"
Person 2: "No thanks, I'm just going to have some chicken. I'm a pollo-pescetarian."
Person 1: "What the fuck is that?"
Person 2: "Someone who doesn't eat red meat."
Person 1: "Why? Are you a religious nut or something?"
Person 2: "No, I just believe that there is a point where the evolutionary advancement of an animal, and its ability to experience emotion, its ability to feel pain, its intelligence, its sociable tendencies, its size -- really its connection to the human race -- is far too advanced for us to allow ourselves to systematically kill them for food we do not need. There are few biological distinctions between dogs and pigs, or humans and most mammals for that matter."
Person 1: "Oh... eh, bacon tastes too good."
Person 2: *facepalm*
Person 2: "No thanks, I'm just going to have some chicken. I'm a pollo-pescetarian."
Person 1: "What the fuck is that?"
Person 2: "Someone who doesn't eat red meat."
Person 1: "Why? Are you a religious nut or something?"
Person 2: "No, I just believe that there is a point where the evolutionary advancement of an animal, and its ability to experience emotion, its ability to feel pain, its intelligence, its sociable tendencies, its size -- really its connection to the human race -- is far too advanced for us to allow ourselves to systematically kill them for food we do not need. There are few biological distinctions between dogs and pigs, or humans and most mammals for that matter."
Person 1: "Oh... eh, bacon tastes too good."
Person 2: *facepalm*
by Triforceful April 24, 2011
Get the pollo-pescetarian mug.When one takes a fat shit and blasts the bowl in every direction with fecal matter resembling a painting by Jackson Pollock
by Nicholas O'Reilly March 1, 2017
Get the Jackson Pollock mug.Pesce-pollotarian: someone who only consumes fish and poultry as a meat source, not mammals. It's a combination of a pescetarian and pollotarian. Pesce-pollotarians eat vegatables, but aren't vegetarians.
Pescatarian: someone who eats only fish, never mammals or poultry.
Pollotarian: someone who only eats poultry as a meat source, not fish or mammals.
Pescatarian: someone who eats only fish, never mammals or poultry.
Pollotarian: someone who only eats poultry as a meat source, not fish or mammals.
by Yoga chick July 9, 2018
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by truckintim87 April 8, 2009
Get the plastic pollocks mug.While ejaculating a man directs his cum all over the mattress or on any other medium, emulating the technique used by Jackson Pollock in his art.
I made a beautiful Jackoff Pollock on the mattress this morning.
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Would you like to come back to my place and help me make a Jackoff Pollock?
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