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a bad ass motherfucker who won't take no shit off nobody.
Hey! Did you hear about that politis guy?
politis by snoozeyalooze June 27, 2014
1. (Noun) An effeminate, trendy, fashion forward politico or policy wonk. May be male or female.
He is such a politista, he asked Nancy Pelosi "who she was wearing" at the state of the union.
Perhaps, but he does know her positions on domestic policy better than most people I know.

politistatus

The insanely obnoxious passive aggressive statuses that people post in Facebook about the debates when they really only have barely a fraction of a clue about whats happening.
"Hmmm I don't know what I think about that, time to consult the Facebook world to show them what a political genius I am!"
"Hey, Rob, did you see the dumb ass politistatus on Facebook? What the hell are they talking about??"
politistatus by tofargoneforthis October 23, 2012
Bullshit spun by a politician. The lies and rubbish that a politician use to convince the public of something that is inaccurate or deceptive. Political bullshit. Alternative facts/alternate facts produced by a politician.
The public was amused by the Politish spun to the media today.
politish by Maragrade June 15, 2017

Polisexual

Jimmy the polisexual:"i am polisexual"
Joe the straight:"so thats why your favourite game is minecraft!"

politisexual

(1) Strong interest in a politician, political idea or political cause which can appear to be philosophical or merit based, but upon deeper investigation is characterized by a sexual, near-sexual or emotional attraction, or other nonsensical, unbalanced, primal or emotion-based affinity or need for that political person or thing.

In the political news media, or among other politicians, this results in the lowest, most biased form of news reporting and political deal-making known to man, outside of fascist or other propaganda or abuse of power.

(2) Term related to the depraved mental condition that makes one capable of relating political ideas and sexual attraction. It is a fanatical, often simplistic, illogical devotion to a politician or a political party of idea.

Derivative:
Politisexual reporting (adj)
Example: Chris Matthews, especially when regarding his Obama coverage.

Politisexual attraction (noun)
Occurs to anyone mentally weak enough to emotionally and/or unconsciously have an emotional or erogenous affinity for politicians or political things. Dependence or allegiance to a political person or thing in a sexual-like manner.
Example: Keith Olberrman, Rachel Maddow, Chris Matthews, Ralph Reid, Rush Limbaugh, and Rusty Humphries all suffer from a politisexual attraction similar to single-minded, vacuous nymphomaniacs. Some worse than others.
The interest of Chris Matthews, of MSNBC, in Barack Obama not only abandoned an objective reporting premise, but it escaped mere improper political affinity by this news reporter and entered the realm of a sick, difficult-to-watch, politisexual interest.
politisexual by roosterhome January 7, 2009