poker

A game people play useally for money, its a game you play with a deck of 52 cards.

Wont to play some poker

by langster lang June 3, 2008

poker

a small piece of shit that pokes your asshole.

i need to find some facilities!!! i got a poker.

by mazimaz June 30, 2008

poker

Being bad or awful at a certain activity. This term is commonly used at Smoky Valley when students are irritated or think they're cooler than everybody and like to be sarcastic about everything in life. In simple terms, they think it's cool to say this word like it's real.

"I am so poker at football."

"Dude, you're poker at life."

by Ceejay29x May 1, 2008

Pokeritis

Addiction to playing poker, either online, in pick-up games, tournaments, etc.

When suffering from pokeritis, you are addicted to the game and have to play everyday, like smoking cr*ck!

by SarasPlayroom.com April 21, 2009

pokered

When you don't give a shit at a given time, a state of mind

She was extremely pokered last night.
I feel so pokered right now.

by edgy chav November 29, 2017

Poker

Noun. A person, usually the female, that pokes a hole in a condom prior to sex with the intention of causing pregnancy, seemingly by accident.

Poor Billy's paying child support for 18 years after dating that poker.

by SunBug October 3, 2009

Poker

The act of sticking fingers up a girls virgina. Also, a very popular card game.

www.danspoker.com

I signed up for poker through www.danspoker.com whilst poking my girlfriend.

by Anonymous213 September 25, 2011