poker

A game which unfortunately has become very popular. All these newbies suck and are easy pickings. I guess that means guys like me that have been playing for 11 years can make even more money than ever.

Retard: All-In
Me: I call.
Retard: Read em and weep, two pair, 2's and 3's.
Me: Ace high flush. What the fuck were you thinking with three over cards and those four spades on the table?
Retard: I thought two pair was good.
Me: Just give me your money and never play again, you're a disgrace to the game. Fucking newbs.

by The Man In Black April 11, 2005

Poker

Poker is a very popular card game.
In France it is also called "Any Two Allin".

Poker Hand History Result:

randomfrench shows 7c3s and wins with full house sevens full of threes.
Hero shows AA and lost with a Pair of Aces

by AndreasKazzler October 17, 2008

poker

Not a sport. A game never intended for to become so popular you can play at your local sandwich shop during happy hour for fake money.

Poker on ESPN? Just because you can break a sweat doing it does not make it a sport.

by Hullabuloo August 28, 2005

poker

Any slender object used when rolling a joint, to "poke" the weed in.

"Can I use your earring as a poker?"

by Eva February 27, 2005

poker

A sharp object you carry on you for protection. Anything from a knife to a pen or icepick Anything that'll inflict harm onto someone trying to rob you.

Yo son, I'm going to the store with the poker just in case

by Vin Grizzle January 10, 2006

poker

A game played with a standard deck of playing cards. Multiple variations, the best being "Texas Hold'em" (as seen on the "World Poker Tour") only savages play poker.

Dude, let's go play some Poker!

by Khaotic November 18, 2003

poker

A game people play useally for money, its a game you play with a deck of 52 cards.

Wont to play some poker

by langster lang June 3, 2008