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no-pocalypse

This occurs when Judgment Day, as predicted by a fool and his followers, passes without incident.
I wish I could go to your no-pocalypse party but since the Rapture didn't happen, I need to do my homework. Bummer!
by kathcom October 4, 2011
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Fem-pocalypse

Fem-pocaplyspe:

- is the END of the naturally functioning modern global society due to hyper-masculinization of woman and hyper-feminization of men, and the END of traditional gender roles, which is also characterized by the preferential treatment of women combined with shameless bashing of men and bashing of all things male by both men and women
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Ex.

Jim: Did you hear about the dude in Australia that had his junk bitten by his crazy woman while HE was sleeping?
Bob: Yes.

Jim: Did you hear how HE was given 3 months in jail and a $2000.00 fine, and SHE was not charged with biting his penis and making it bleed?
Bob: Yes.

Jim: Why do you think that is?
Bob: Oh, that is easy. It is a just sign of the Fem-pocalypse.
by GlennyJ December 17, 2013
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pocal

A term often used at Marist College meaning a Poughkeepsie local.
Filthy pocal: Yea I’m commuting next year because of how close I live.

Everyone else: Shut up ya filthy pocal
by Tree Lover February 7, 2019
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Pocahontrash

"Pocahontrash"

was the trashiest of female indian known to mankind. Something like a trash bag slag.
by The blah January 12, 2021
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Douche-pocalypse

When a non douche is in a surrounding area of a bunch of douches.

Coined by Barney Stinson 5/10/10 (How I Met Your Mother)
Barney-- "One word made up, Douche-pocalypse."
by Raiken May 11, 2010
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pocahontas vibes

Someone who loves nature, or who has otherwise been raised by treehuggers.
Chloe: Oh my gawd why is she rolling around in that pile of leaves??

Tristan: Cos she's pocahontas vibes.
by pumpernickel pumpkin pie October 12, 2011
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-pocalypse

a suffix that is affixed to any word that describes the cause of a situation of relative discomfort derived from the last 3 syllables of 'armageddon.'

As of late, the suffix "-pocalypse" has been popularized in the media, trying to make a minor event bigger than it is. Interestingly, an actual apocalypse would likely go by another name, or receive the suffix anyway. i.e. 'Armageddonopalypse.'

Related suffix: "-mageddon"

The Hyphen is not always used.
Someone left the 'fridge open, now were having the mold-pocalypse of '11
by annoyedCitizen70 July 19, 2011
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