PMP

Pussy Money Power. The highest level of status in society. The 0.01%. The Kings. Originated from SoundCloud rapper Kappa K.

I got PMP, pussy money power.

by King Kappa the First June 15, 2022

Pmp

Pissing my pants
Pissed my pants

Man that was fucking hilarious i pmp

by internet slang July 14, 2019

PMP

Acronym for pre-meet poop. Refers to a bathroom trip before a cross country or track meet officially begins. Less urgent than a PRP.

The bathroom lines at the cross country meet were endless since everyone was trying to get in a PMP.

by Marcus Zeitz January 16, 2008

PMP

Action-Meanining to add(pack) some Meth/Scante in a pokie(bowl). The glass tool used for smoking the Meth/Scante..

K'Doll---Hey asshole you smoked all the scante in the pokie!!
Wino--And what do you want me to do about it?

K' Doll--- PMP (pack my pokie)!!!

by Mr. Wino 1503 August 06, 2012

PMP

Stands for "pooping my pants." Used to describe a moment that is either hilarious beyond a simple "lmao" or "rofl," or so shocking as to induce such a undie-ruining action.

Dude, that old lady just fell and I'm totally pmp!

Dude, at the end of sixth sense I was totally pmp!

by ilovetheseinternets August 04, 2009

PMP

A.K.A Pre-Meeting Poo - Going #2 right before a long meeting to avoid suffering for an hour or two. Ensures proper concentration & focus and prevents wiggling around like an idiot in front of coworkers.

Bob: Hey John, got a couple of minutes to review my proposal document?
John: Sorry dude, I got less than five minutes for a PMP before my 3 o'clock with the VP

by RNMS August 08, 2007

PmP

abbr. Practice makes Perfect (followed by a game/version)
Example: PmPv1.6 <--- Counter-Strike 1.6

1. Abbreviation used when a noob accuses a LEGIT player of hacking on an Online Game.
2. Used mainly by those who have never downloaded/installed a hack for an Online Game.

Noob: Nice hacks, what do ya use?
ToKey: PmPv1.6
Noob: I knew it! Leave you NOOB!
ToKey: Man!...My PmP is outta controL!

by ToKey August 15, 2006