royal pita

an abbreviation from the phrase royal pain in the ass (pita) often used as a substitution for censorship and covertness purposes

*works especially well in restaurants

Greg-All this work is being a royal pita
Brad-Tell me about it, there's no time to do anything.

by Ander Pisker December 4, 2007

piita

short for "put it in the ass"

dude chad u need 2 piita her quick

by pipp October 23, 2005

Phitaly

Phitaly is a urban word pronouced phi-taly its a ebonic for philly and italy.combined together I came up with the word phitaly meaning swag trendsetter setting trends with a philly swag and a mix of italy style which makes the clothing line boujure couture classic for its urban upscale style

Boujure Couture made in phitaly

by L Plaga ceo of boujure couture December 8, 2012

pita storm

“PITA storm is defined by Webster as: A series of pains in one’s ass that occur in a rapid and irritating sequence.” — C. Michael Close, noted horror movie director and software developer

While you won't really find PITA storm in the dictionary, this charming alternative to phrases like clusterfuck or shit hitting the fan shouldn't get you in trouble with any small children and/or Mormons that might be around — especially if they don’t know that PITA stands for pain in the ass.

“How many things can go wrong in one day?” complained M.F. “What a PITA storm.”
“Yep. Total clusterfuck,” agreed M.C.

by b01d357 May 16, 2016

PITA tax

Additional monetary compensation added to an invoice as a discretionary charge due to the fact that the customer was a Pain In The Ass

Make sure you tack on a PITA Tax on that one, She was too much to handle...

by Airsoft Guru April 29, 2011

cock pita

When a guy has such large testicles in relationship to his penis, he is then able to fold the skin all the way around his junk. Giving the impression of a 'cock pita'.

Amanda asked Jay, "What's for lunch?" and Jay said, "How about a cock pita?"

by richardstarkey October 19, 2010

PMitch Bishop

PMitch Bishop or Mitch for short is Reading slang for someone with autism, and who loves Daniel Simmons. However, the said person is sometimes nice, though picky. The "Bishop" is a suffex which indicates that the man in question is also a pedophile.

"That guy is so Mitch(PMitch Bishop) why is he speaking so loudly?"

by Danielsimmons June 7, 2019