plaster saint

A Fucking Hypocrite; Pretending to be perfect when you definitely are not; The Dead Rabbitts sing about it;

I've listened to your bullshit lies
One too many fuckin times,
Don't point the finger my way cause you are no plaster saint

by MikeHawkHollywood January 29, 2015

Plastered

Drunk: when you drink a shitload of booze

That chick was so plastered.

by Ames Hill November 16, 2007

plastered

Being heavily f-cked up due to a horribly enormous consumption of alchohol. Can be fun, but be sure to carefully pick out which clothes to throw up on.

person 1. ey buudy i fuckn luv u man....
person 2. but bud... u dont even relly kno me...
person 1. Im gonna puke....
person 2. wait fer me man....
both: shit guy, wer f-ckin plastered.

by Aaron#66756 September 30, 2005

plaster caster

A plaster cast sculpted after celebrities private parts by groupies or significant others.

"That KISS groupie has the coolest plaster caster of Gene's dick!"

by Karen Alyson April 1, 2008

Vanilla Plastered

When someone, or a group of people get drunk, wasted, smashed, out of their fucking mind.

Guy 1: What happened last night at the party?

Guy 2: Yo, you got so vanilla plastered last night. No wonder you couldn't remember anything.

by mcdrunken May 22, 2011

Plubsterbating

The act of shitting in ones hand, and then using said shit as lubrication for the act of masturbating.

"Oh shit I ran out of lube, what should I do?"
"Just practice the art of plubsterbating!"

by Rodney Beuford March 20, 2010

Plaster

Plaster is just another word for Band-Aid. They are used to protect a small cuts and wounds from infection.

Pass me a plaster I cut my finger.

by Logansmorf April 19, 2004