plumbs

scrotum

ball bag, i.e the scrotum..e.g.. I`ll boot yer plumbs

by M.nelson September 25, 2003

Plumbing

To forcefully insert a hollow metal pipe into the rectum of a woman and suck out all of faecal matter. It is similar to a filthy fiddler.

Man: I'm going to go home today, to do some Plumbing.

by Harry Veiner January 28, 2011

plumbing

Any brass wind instrument, because of the appearance of the tubing.

Listen to that great plumbing in the band! I haven't heard anything like that in a long time!

by pentozali March 2, 2006

plumb

the straight version of the word faggot; british slang for “exactly straight up and down”. basically straggot but much more creative

ew, you like girls? god, bryan, you’re such a fucking plumb!

by whyte_ryce June 30, 2020

Hedge Plumbing

Cunnilingus after space docking

He was into hedge plumbing after space docking

by Shnoodle69 April 9, 2016

a plumbing focus

This is someone who is fascinated by the anal-genital area of the body and it's function.

Jose had a plumbing focus on women.

by I, Wreckerrr March 13, 2021

Plumbing engineer

A fancy title that a plumber, often affectionately termed a 'drippy' or 'pissy' in the UK, may like to give themselves. This is a gross misconception, they are merely a plumber.

Jim: "I've got a new job!"
Bob: "Congratulations mate, what work is it?"
Jim: "I'm going to be a plumbing engineer."
Bob: "Fuck off mate! You're gonna be a plumber, you jumped up cunt!"

by Asshole5001 December 8, 2017