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Playoff Beard

A beard often grown by male college students during either finals week or a time period with a high amount of mid-term exams. Usually grown for good luck or as a result of a lack of time.
Doug: Mark you don't normally grow out much facial hair.
Mark: Well it is finals week this week...
Doug: Ah, gotta love the playoff beard.
by K. Botti December 14, 2008
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Playoff Mullet

Similar to the NHL Playoff Beard, but Patrick Kane of the Chicago Blackhawks recreated the tradition into a Playoff Mullet.

Business in the front, party in the back.
Patrick Kane is too cool for a Playoff Beard, so he grew a Playoff Mullet and won the Stanley Cup.
by Left Winger April 11, 2011
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Playoff Pigeon

Someone who only watches sports during playoff season
by mustache kid October 26, 2012
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Playoff Nasty

When the home teams of already abusive sports fans make the playoffs and those fans amp it up to a new level of assholic. Particularly common in the New York and Philadelphia markets.
Josh: "Hey, you wanna go to the Rangers game 7 tonight?"
Claire: "Hell no, those Rangers fans are playoff nasty!"
by cdoubleu May 14, 2013
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playoff pussy

A person who bandwagons a team during the playoffs, but can't be found during the regular season, and definitely can't be found once the team loses. This individual will become quite unbearable in the face of victory as they join in the collective camaraderie of real fans and proclaim that they "always knew" or "good things come to those who wait" or any other cliché that their monkey brain can churn out...

In preparation, they will purchase several pieces of clothing to rep (hat, hoodie, retro jersey, etc.) from Fanatics and will get that overnight shipping because they're that desperate.

The worse thing is that they will repeat the same process the next year with a different team, unless they're exposed...so...EXPOSE THEM PLZ!!!
Acquaintance: Did you see Carter rocking that Mutombo jersey?

Me: Yup, he wasn't wearing that a few months ago.

Acquaintance: What a pussy!

Me: A playoff pussy...
by JimmyViral January 5, 2019
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Playoff Beard

1. When a man feigns a serious interest in sports, to make it appear as if he is more masculine (i.e.-heterosexual)
Bruce: The Cubs are on a serious roll, they've won six in a row!

Conscientous Objector: Can you name 3 players on the team?

Bruce: Um... Sammy Sosa?

Conscientous Objector: Time to shave that playoff beard buddy!
by Buteramerica April 25, 2009
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Playoff Margs

A margarita drunk during the MLB playoffs. Often drank to drown ones sorrows away when their team is losing.
Hey John, the Red Sox don’t have a chance in this game, let’s get some Playoff Margs and hit the gay bar afterwards.
by Dixie E Normus October 6, 2018
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