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Pasting is the act of rubbing tooth paste on one's nipples in order to get high, it is currently becoming very common in teenagers throughout the world.
Billy: Hey man have you been pasting again?
Bob: Hell yeah man, I got so fucking stoned.
by LeNewMeMe May 7, 2012
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planting the bomb

Planting the bomb is the act of widening your partners bum-hole up during anal sex quickly after reaching ejaculating you will pull out turn around and shit into the widely opened bum hole. after doing this you will proceed by having anal one more time whilst using the freshly laid shit as your loob.
"hey Elliot you will never guess what?"

"what" said Elliot
"well last night after the party i took some bitch back to my place and while i was planting the bomb in her, my gran walked in, it was fucking brilliant!!"
by mysize180 June 3, 2016
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Taco pasting

Just like mushroom stamp, but with a girl instead.
by J nimetoadz March 18, 2019
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Pasting

The act of rubbing toothpaste on ones nipples in order to get high.
Dude, wanna go pasting?
Nah bra, my nipples are crusty.
by Embargo October 15, 2012
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lap planting

lap planting is releasing your bowels in the middle of a lap dance.
I was getting a lap dance the other day when the bitch started lap planting me.
by Cdawg84 December 14, 2008
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robert planting

The act of pressing a semi erect penis against someone while wearing tight jeans.

Named after the legendary rock god Robert Plant who was the front man for the band Led Zeppelin. He was know for wearing tight jeans on stage when his penis could frequently be seen bulging down the left pant leg when he would become sexual aroused while making love to the music during another amazing performance.
My friend Robert Planted me when I was kneeling down picking something up. I felt his semi erect bulging cock press right against my fat bald head. (Robert Planting)
by Roberto Planto September 28, 2014
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Platting your Poo

to waste time doing something that is totally pointless and has no real value to it.

Can be used as an insult to a time wasting procrastinator who would do anything rather than something productive.
hey stop "Platting your Poo" and get over here!

what have you been doing all day, "Platting your Poo"?
by Pinkcass March 8, 2010
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