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planetary management

Managing of planetary bodies (i.e. Earth, Mars, etc.) environments to sustain healthy levels for life to flourish
Person A: This Climate Change really has me worried.

Person B: Me too, I hope someone figures out planetary management to prevent it from worsening.
by Hyphae May 21, 2019
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Planetary Quarantine

The safeguarding of Earth and other worlds from biological cross-contamination (i.e. billionaires with too much time on their hands).

Also known as “planetary protection.” Planetary protection / quarantine “reflects both the unknown nature of the space environment and the desire of the scientific community to preserve the pristine nature of celestial bodies until they can be studied in detail.”
There are two types of interplanetary contamination. Forward contamination is the transfer of viable organisms from Earth to another celestial body. Back contamination is the transfer of extraterrestrial organisms, if such exist, back to the Earth's biosphere.
Billionaires are having a dick swinging space race while the earth experiences record breaking heatwaves that cause sea creatures to literally cook inside their shells. We need planetary quarantine
by ♥🗺☠ July 20, 2021
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planetonic

(Plah-neh-ton-ic)

The platonic relationship between two or more interplanetary species.
The relationship between the ambassador of Earth and the leader of Saturn is strictly planetonic
by Happy_pie-cake November 9, 2017
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Planetary Parkinson's

A syndrome of constant planet-shaking as demonstrated by Earth in early 2010.
Poor Haiti was th first major victim of Earth's sudden development of Planetary Parkinson's.
by benzyIU March 3, 2010
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planetarity

noun

1. The quality of contesting notions of personal and collective identity being mass produced through a hidden curriculum constituted internally and externally through forces of transnational capitalism, militarism and industrialism, white supremacy, patriarchy, speciesism, as well as other modes of oppression.

2. The philosophical stance of being so totally and completely insane that one must make up words to try to validate one's own experience.

3. The state of existing in a world entirely of your own construction having no basis in reality whatsoever, but also being angry at those who don't recognize your reality. They do this because they are not diverse.
1. We participate in a variety of oppositional, alternative, and transformative movements such as traditional ecological knowledge, place-based education, and other means of enabling alternative social imaginaries and worldwide collectivities for planetarity.

2. We can't dialogue because your planetarity is getting out of control.

3. I'm planning to file a harassment complaint because you don't respect my planetarity.
by intellegent evolver May 5, 2009
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Planetary Motion Sickness

When contemplating the speed and rotation of planets leaves you dizzy or light-headed.
Thinking about how fast the Earth is moving right now gives me Planetary Motion Sickness
by atomshifter October 23, 2017
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Planetary Quarantine

Planetary Quarantine is a term in the modern-day that is used by people who want to make the colonization of other celestial bodies as slow and excruciating as possible.

It can be used in the future however as a way of stopping diseases or other such things from exiting the planet and spreading to other ones.

It is also used by some people on Earth as something we should do to Earth and Humanity in general, saying things like "We should fix our own planet first" and another such nativity. These people typically don't realize that Earth is doomed and that humanity, in the long run, can only survive in the Stars.
"Bro fuck Billionaires!! There should be a Planetary Quarantine on Earth, man! Humans suck!"
by Arroco July 15, 2021
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