Plab

dirty smoking bastard
or
that lady who was so fat she fused to her sofa

ami is such a plab she smoked today and she doesnt even smoke
or
did u see that plab on tele she was so fat she fused to her sofa

by ellen & wendy June 3, 2007

Plab

To scatter upon a surface.

Dude, that guy plabbed all over that wall!

by Swirlyman April 4, 2009

Plab

The art of being chic, amusing, or fashionable by literally having the cahones or reputation enabling you to get away with doing precisely the opposite.

So unfashionable it is awesome.

Alternate definition: Appreciation or disgust for someone so completely out of tune with societal norms, taste, or taboos. So horribly unfashionable it is like... wow.

(alternate definition) Photos of david hasselhoff with a shirt open too much, showing off his chest hair might be simply disturbing to someone in the states. (Primary definition) Despite his poor taste in Germany he is the shit!
Wearing a tropical shirt and shorts in the middle of winter can be plab.

by Propolis February 1, 2008

Plab

Noun: Someone who is really annoying

Verb: (Plabbin') The act of annoying someone

Michelle: "OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG JUSTIN BIEBER <3"
Grace: "Stop being such a plab."
Kevin: "Yeah, girl. She plabbin!"

by GirlShePlabbin June 28, 2010

Plab Towel

To wipe your ass onto a towel frequently used by someone.

"Ew, your cloth has the stench of a plab towel!"

by godkre666 June 20, 2022

sgoof plab

Street name for heroin popularised by young women in South wales

Yo bro got any sgoof plab I can cop ?

by Ragamuffin123 December 29, 2018

Plab

The act of planning to eliminate flab, akin to being on a diet

Stephanie "let's inform each other whenever we eat something so then we will be guilted into eating well"
Bethany "Excellent plab"

by Weekend trippers October 15, 2017