Piney Porridge

The vital element of a mans sexual arousement. A nauturally produced pulp created to transport its commuters from Piney to Jiney ultimately used for procreation and to provide a natural release for the possesor of the organ, or in some cases, when a Jiney is not available, a sock/apple pie/anus can replace. Needless to say this particular porridge can be found around the general vicinity of the Piney, aka A Mans Reproductive Organ, aka Penis, aka pork sword, aka johnson, aka dinkle.
Warning: The combination of Jiney Juice and Piney Porridge can often lead to screaming whinging brats.
FOOTNOTE: 14 year old chav girls are often more susceptible to the receiving of Piney Porridge, however caution should be taken if you do not want to pay maintenance for the brat/child/thing for 18 years.

I shot my Piney Porridge all over her tits.

Goldilocks: This Piney Porridge is too salty!

The strange substance on Ben Stillers ear in There's Something About Mary.

Woman: I'm not swallowing that!
Man: But Piney Porridge is good for you, it keeps you warm and full right through till lunch!

by PennyPicker April 21, 2008

putney high

a school full of shitty teachers and slaggy girls which creates the name slutney. the year 7s look 6 and skirts are down to their ankles. to fit in at putney you must do at least 3 of the following:
- skirt rolled up 2 times
- nike air forces

- fancy either mr stenberg the fit swedish history teacher dating a pe teacher or mr cameron a sexy australian biology teacher who’s accent gives the girls fanny flutters
- have an east pack or fjallraven kanken bags
-have highlights of some sort in your hair

with these you are bound to fit in
putney high has a few peng teachers two i already mentioned but a new edition mr pattie is kinda short but proper fitttttt.

*biology lesson*
y10 girl: omg his voice is so peng
yr10 girl #2 : he has kids
y10 girl: i don’t care

ex2

random perv: oi wagwam look at that leng ting

random perv #2: oi she’s a slag defo a putney high girl

by FatSlutNeedDick October 27, 2019

Pinney

A person or action that is in any way related to indie-shiteness or NME bumming, the telling of a shite story or in any way being blatently homosexual

Pinney is such an NME bumming homo

by essea January 17, 2007

Piney

A in-bread, bearded, backwoods, dirty faced hick native to the Pine Barrons of Southern New Jersey.

Look Ma that Piney ain't got no teeth.

by ndm July 7, 2003

Piney

A person living in South Jersey's Pine Barrens in the rural towns of Chatsworth, South hampton, Whitesbogs, Browns Mills, Pemberton, tabernacle or whiting that don't affiliate themselves with more developed urban culture indicative of the tri-state area in which they live. Piney's typically looked rugged, rough around the edges, blonde white people and give off a hillbilly aura when around more secular and independent urbanites. Pineys are less sophisticated and scoff at upward social mobility because that isn't possible in rural NJ. Pineys indulge in activities conducive to their environment, such as: riding dirt bikes, canoeing, smoking pot all day, being uninformed on current topics, despite having internet access, all in on traditional family values, and general accessorizing within their bubble of ruraldom. Most make less than 50k a year since there isn't big business in Rural south jersey. Pineys can be generaly good people , but they are many times a victim of circumstance, which explains the drug escapades that plague their towns.

You: Every time I visit my family, they mock me for being successful and trying to get a leg up in the world.

Friend: Dude, it's nothing! They're fucking pineys. Who cares.

by mrbelfort February 20, 2023

Putney high school

Putney high school is a school located in putney, and is home to some of the most banterous girls in the country. Some peng, some not so much. Alot of them are sluts hense the name Slutney

Putney high school girls are Banta Machines

by shajajdjxjxkdkwjsjjjsjxxjwkakd October 5, 2017

Piney Fork

A little lost town in eastern ohio with nothing going on and absolutly nothing to do.

Come to Piney Fork where there is nothing to do and nobody to do it with!

by Pineyforkian April 13, 2009