Definitions by ndm

smoothies 

inviting a woman (or whore) to your place for sex.

Mark: Would you like to come over for smoothies?
Alicia: O hell yea i love smoothies!

smoothies by ndm September 12, 2005

Piney

A in-bread, bearded, backwoods, dirty faced hick native to the Pine Barrons of Southern New Jersey.

Look Ma that Piney ain't got no teeth.

Piney by ndm July 7, 2003