Ptarded

Verb - similiar to being retarded but thinks with their penis... hence the ptardedness. retarded dumb ass jtorched jneen midgets clowns jocks

Getting head from that skanky ho was really ptarded of you.

by ssatanica April 8, 2009

Picard maneuver

When Captain Picard tugs the bottom of his tunic after standing up.

Usually after he gets up out of the captain's chair to answer a hail.

by plinkoboy November 28, 2003

pritard

The driver of a toyota Prius. Overcome by smugness and self righteousness, Prius drivers not only fail to realize they drive a piece of shit. They also fail at driving, and generally life eg. The Pritard in the car dealership will happily agree to pay 50% over ticket price.

Pritards replaced Volvo drivers, and actually surpass them for their demonstration of blind stupidity on the road.

Oi Pritard. You drive like my mothers bitch.

Damn near killed me, Old Chinese lady driving like a pritard.

by livebythesword June 4, 2009

Jean-Luc Picard

Captain of the Federation Starship Enterprise, NCC 1701-D and NCC 1701-E.
Kicks Kirk's butt.
Little hair.
Real name is Patrick Stewart.

Ok, that's it.
La de dah de dah de dilly dilly dah.

by Russ Man August 26, 2005

Picard Song

The best song ever on ytmnd. Although some idiots think it should be off the number one spot even though it deserves it all the way.

Captain Jean-Luc Picard of the USS Enterprise
Captain Jean-Luc Picard of the USS Enterprise

by Mister Ignorant June 21, 2004

Petardy

Someone who is extremely dumb and, or has made a bad decision.

Getting extremely drunk last night was a very petardy thing for us to do!

by Loranne May 20, 2009

The Flying Picard

When you lube up your balled head with Olive Oil then take a running start and stick it up a vagina.

Last night I got my old lady to let me try out The Flying Picard.

by jesus.son March 18, 2011