Pisswaker

When you get pissed at a weedwacker because it won't start or won't cut. So you yell pisswaker at it

This fucken pisswaker won't start. What a pisswaker!!!!!

by Pisswaker March 28, 2019

Pisstax

A revolutionary way to lose weight.To simply put,whenever one takes a piss,they must now do as many push-ups as they can,hence the reason "tax"

Remember Tom,you owe the pisstax!

by Reggie The Writer July 1, 2014

Pisswanker

Another way of calling someone a Pisshead and a Wanker but avoiding the extra word to seem more intelligent for the Bimbo that stalks you through your window.

You're such a fucking Pisswanker for asking if you could fuck a lamppost.

by CuntingAround101 November 24, 2017

Pisswad

The word 'Pisswad' means a person is being stupid and weird at the same time.

EXAMPLE: You are being a Pisswad, you know that?

by Metal Gear Ev01 July 28, 2022

Nigel Pisswater

The BEST singer songwriter in the history of planet earth. Often affiliated with Englebert Humperdink and Stevie T.

Dude have you listened to Nigel Pisswater's new song?!

by Ihatelifesumtimez January 30, 2023

pisswack

Someone who pisses while they masturbate

My son is going through puberty, I think they're just a pisswack though.

by Skrrrrt esketit October 17, 2018

pisswah

The post-coitus piss which takes it's time coming out and then when it does goes everywhere, all over your feet and up the walls, but not down the toilet.

"You ready for some more sugar?"
"There in a sec honey, just taking a piss...(10 seconds later)...wah!"

by cheddarfloor April 22, 2005