pissamistic

The state of having to pee, and not being assured you will find a urine receptacle.

It's thirty miles to the next rest stop. I don't know if I'm gonna make it! I'm feeling pissamistic!

by testebestie January 4, 2017

Pussymistic

When you don't give a single fuck about life and you only care about sex.

Jake: *holds up a sign on the corner saying "Come ride the 2 inch train, choo choo!*
Paul: Jake why are you so pussymistic, get a damn life.
Jake: Choo choo, Paul, CHOO FUCKING CHOO.
Paul: Ow my anus

by WTMS369 October 21, 2020

Pissimist

The tiny droplets of urine that gets on the toilet seat while pissing

"Is the glass half empty? Is it half full? Doesn't matter cuz it'll just end up being pissimist anyways"

by WhiteRussian523 May 3, 2018

Possimistic

Having a cheerful, positive, upbeat view of any given situation.

Even though his haircut was intended to make him look ridiculous, Travis was possimistic. He laughed, saying that it gave him "street cred".

by SierraMike June 12, 2008

Pestimistic

Adj- Describing someone who is not an optimist, by any stretch, to the point of being downright annoying.

Also, pestimist, pestimism

Caleb: "It looks like rain. My glass is half empty. It's only a matter of time before the terrorists Strike Back. Unless the world ends in 2012."

Dave: "Gosh Caleb, you're so freaking Pestimistic."

by Pesty May 18, 2009

pessimistic hippie

a hippie who has a negative outlook on life.

yes! it is an oxymoron

but its just sexual like that

that chick is such a pessimistic hippie. She like saves the animals but if we dont help we are definetly going to die.

by Hippiemaaaangirl November 28, 2007

pissimist

someone who insists on sharing their bad mood with everyone else, figuratively pissing in their corn flakes.

"She's such a pissimist! I wish she'd keep her bad vibe to herself."

by Michael Kurth December 30, 2008