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Cleaning the pipes

Anglo-American slang term used to describe the act of mastubation in order to empty one's testicles of a thick, fat, juicy load of baby-batter in order to start a newer batch.
Or, in the case of the film 'There's Something About Mary,' the theory that "cleaning your pipes" will steady your nerves before a date because your body will not think you are trying to have sex because you will have tricked it into thinking you have done already...
"Percy spent two hours cleaning his pipes because he hadn't shot his load for four days."

"Hey Gordon, you should clean your pipes before seeing Jennifer tonight, it'll steady your nerves."
by Stuart Fletcher November 3, 2004
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Pipestimate

To determine the approximate volume of a solution using a pipette.
What volume is in this tube?

I don't know, why don't you pipestimate it?
by BKittya1 October 21, 2009
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Both Pipes

To engage in the act of sexual intercourse with a female utilising both the anus and the vagina.

Often used as an expression of lustful intent towards a particularly attractive female or as a definition of overall sexiness.
"Yeah, she's well fit...she'd get it both pipes!"

"Both Pipes IMO"
by sasa savic December 7, 2005
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clean the pipes

masturbation to prevent the pipes from clogging, which can lead to the back up of sperm that flows directly to the brain causing awkward sexual advances, undue violence, and masturbation in creative and sometimes inappropriate places.
I should clean the pipes before that date tonight.

For sure! You don't want to be going for the kiss before the bread even gets there.
by t freezy August 13, 2011
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pipesicle

Uh I need a plumber, my pipes became pipesicles last night.
by Derpy derpenson May 31, 2017
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foaming pipes

n. The act of jizzing in a girl's mouth and having it subsequently come out of her nose by laughing or coughing.
I gave this girl the foaming pipes and she said her sinuses are all fucked up now.
by jimmy ivory March 26, 2004
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Unclogging the pipes

1. It is another way of saying male masturbation.

2. Refers to that one clump of constipation blocking up a load of diarrhea.
Person a: Why were you in the toilet for so long?
Person b: sorry man, was unclogging the pipes.
Person a: That's disgusting.
(Applies to both definitions)
by Obligatory Dick Joke May 5, 2015
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