Anglo-American slang term used to describe the act of mastubation in order to empty one's testicles of a thick, fat, juicy load of baby-batter in order to start a newer batch.
Or, in the case of the film 'There's Something About Mary,' the theory that "cleaning your pipes" will steady your nerves before a date because your body will not think you are trying to have sex because you will have tricked it into thinking you have done already...
Or, in the case of the film 'There's Something About Mary,' the theory that "cleaning your pipes" will steady your nerves before a date because your body will not think you are trying to have sex because you will have tricked it into thinking you have done already...
"Percy spent two hours cleaning his pipes because he hadn't shot his load for four days."
"Hey Gordon, you should clean your pipes before seeing Jennifer tonight, it'll steady your nerves."
"Hey Gordon, you should clean your pipes before seeing Jennifer tonight, it'll steady your nerves."
by Stuart Fletcher November 3, 2004
Get the Cleaning the pipes mug.by BKittya1 October 21, 2009
Get the Pipestimate mug.Related Words
pipeslut
• Pipesus
• pipet
• pipetaker
• pipette
• pipersexual
• Pipestone
• .piperslqve
• .pipesrockelle
• pietsaek
To engage in the act of sexual intercourse with a female utilising both the anus and the vagina.
Often used as an expression of lustful intent towards a particularly attractive female or as a definition of overall sexiness.
Often used as an expression of lustful intent towards a particularly attractive female or as a definition of overall sexiness.
by sasa savic December 7, 2005
Get the Both Pipes mug.masturbation to prevent the pipes from clogging, which can lead to the back up of sperm that flows directly to the brain causing awkward sexual advances, undue violence, and masturbation in creative and sometimes inappropriate places.
I should clean the pipes before that date tonight.
For sure! You don't want to be going for the kiss before the bread even gets there.
For sure! You don't want to be going for the kiss before the bread even gets there.
by t freezy August 13, 2011
Get the clean the pipes mug.by Derpy derpenson May 31, 2017
Get the pipesicle mug.n. The act of jizzing in a girl's mouth and having it subsequently come out of her nose by laughing or coughing.
by jimmy ivory March 26, 2004
Get the foaming pipes mug.1. It is another way of saying male masturbation.
2. Refers to that one clump of constipation blocking up a load of diarrhea.
2. Refers to that one clump of constipation blocking up a load of diarrhea.
Person a: Why were you in the toilet for so long?
Person b: sorry man, was unclogging the pipes.
Person a: That's disgusting.
(Applies to both definitions)
Person b: sorry man, was unclogging the pipes.
Person a: That's disgusting.
(Applies to both definitions)
by Obligatory Dick Joke May 5, 2015
Get the Unclogging the pipes mug.